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net.jokes
utcsrgv!utzoo!decvax!duke!chico!harpo!npois!eiss!jtb
Wed Feb 10 11:02:52 1982
Doit
Statisticians probably do it.
Topologists do it openly.
Ventriloquists do it with ther mouths closed.
St. Matthew did it passionately.
Prince Charles and Lady Di do it royally.
eecummings does it with ease.
Surgeons do it incisively.
Anesthetists do it painlessly.
Acupuncturists do it with a small prick.
Dentists do it orally.
Catholics do it A LOT!
Yankees do it frugally.
Reporters do it for the sensation it causes.
Politicians do it to make the headlines.
Procrastinators will do it when they get around to it.
Wrestlers try not to do it on their backs.
Lawrence Welk does it with feeling.
Lawyers do it in briefs.
Lawyers do it in front of the Judge and Jury.
Arlo Guthrie does it on his Motorcycle.

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