Aeiss.166
net.jokes
utcsrgv!utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!mhtsa!harpo!npois!eiss!jtb
Mon Feb  1 14:47:34 1982
Some more Doits ...
FM Disc Jockeys do it in stereo, and with high fidelity.
AM Disc Jockeys do it with Modulated Amplitude.
Astronomers do it in the dark.
Surfers do it standing up.
Mathmaticians do it an uncountable number of times.
Computer scientists do it discretely.
Dancers do it to music.
Graduates do it by degrees.
Robots do it mechanically.
Carpenters do it indoors.
Skydivers go down faster.
Bicyclists do it with chains.

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