Aihnss.1060 net.jokes utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!ihnss!karn Tue Dec 29 15:37:52 1981 Why is it that... ...the power line voltage is higher in south Manhattan than in Northern Manhattan? Answer - Southern Manhattan is closer to the Battery. ("Credit" to ajll11!robinson for this one - don't blame me!) ----------------------------------------------------------------- gopher://quux.org/ conversion by John Goerzen of http://communication.ucsd.edu/A-News/ This Usenet Oldnews Archive article may be copied and distributed freely, provided: 1. There is no money collected for the text(s) of the articles. 2. The following notice remains appended to each copy: The Usenet Oldnews Archive: Compilation Copyright (C) 1981, 1996 Bruce Jones, Henry Spencer, David Wiseman.