Asdcarl.128 net.jokes.q utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!ucsfcgl!sdcarl!rusty Mon Dec 21 19:19:16 1981 how did Helen Keller burn her fingers? trying to read a waffle iron. ----------------------------------------------------------------- gopher://quux.org/ conversion by John Goerzen of http://communication.ucsd.edu/A-News/ This Usenet Oldnews Archive article may be copied and distributed freely, provided: 1. There is no money collected for the text(s) of the articles. 2. The following notice remains appended to each copy: The Usenet Oldnews Archive: Compilation Copyright (C) 1981, 1996 Bruce Jones, Henry Spencer, David Wiseman.