Asdcarl.125 net.jokes utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!ucsfcgl!sdcarl!stanley Mon Dec 21 10:12:39 1981 Channuka humor A man is walking down the street of the shtetl and happens upon the Rabbi. Something has been bothering him so he asks the Rabbi, "Tell me, is it really a sin to have sex on the Sabbath?" The Rabbi replys, "My boy, to have sex on the Sabbath is like eating ham on matzo." A week passes and the same man is walking down the same street and meets the same Rabbi. "Rabbi," he say, "I have to tell you, I tried them both and there's really no comparison." ----------------------------------------------------------------- gopher://quux.org/ conversion by John Goerzen of http://communication.ucsd.edu/A-News/ This Usenet Oldnews Archive article may be copied and distributed freely, provided: 1. There is no money collected for the text(s) of the articles. 2. The following notice remains appended to each copy: The Usenet Oldnews Archive: Compilation Copyright (C) 1981, 1996 Bruce Jones, Henry Spencer, David Wiseman.