Aihnss.940 net.jokes utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!ARPAVAX:mhtsa!ihnss!lbo Mon Dec 21 12:29:13 1981 LA and California Dannon Yogurt? A: The yogurt has an active culture. ____ Q: What has the state of California in common with granola? A: If it's not a fruit or a nut, then it's a flake. ----------------------------------------------------------------- gopher://quux.org/ conversion by John Goerzen of http://communication.ucsd.edu/A-News/ This Usenet Oldnews Archive article may be copied and distributed freely, provided: 1. There is no money collected for the text(s) of the articles. 2. The following notice remains appended to each copy: The Usenet Oldnews Archive: Compilation Copyright (C) 1981, 1996 Bruce Jones, Henry Spencer, David Wiseman.