Aucbarpa.538 net.jokes.q utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!ARPAVAX:hickman Wed Dec 16 18:38:24 1981 Re: To get the ball rolling . . . Q. What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A. One screams when you put it in the oven... RA RA SHISH BOOM BAH Lets here it for offensive yolks. An avid egg eater. kipp ----------------------------------------------------------------- gopher://quux.org/ conversion by John Goerzen of http://communication.ucsd.edu/A-News/ This Usenet Oldnews Archive article may be copied and distributed freely, provided: 1. There is no money collected for the text(s) of the articles. 2. The following notice remains appended to each copy: The Usenet Oldnews Archive: Compilation Copyright (C) 1981, 1996 Bruce Jones, Henry Spencer, David Wiseman.