Awatmath.1272
net.jokes
utzoo!decvax!watmath!bstempleton
Mon Dec 14 14:33:43 1981
How many gods does it take to change a light bulb:
One:  "Let there be light"

		- or -

Two:  One to hold the bulb, and the other to spin the planet.

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