Aduke.1481
net.jokes
utzoo!decvax!duke!swd
Thu Dec 10 08:11:27 1981
yalbj
Here's a joke curtesy of friends at Standford:
  From uucp Wed Feb 11 09:28:34 1981
  >From uucp Wed Feb 11 06:31:40 1981 remote from chico
  >From CSL.VER.RJT@SU-SCORE Mon Feb  9 12:17:19 1981 remote from ucbvax
  Date:  9 Feb 1981 0937-PST
  From: Richard Treitel <CSL.VER.RJT AT SU-SCORE>
  Subject: Net joke
  To: csvax.swd at BERKELEY
  cc: csl.ver.rjt at SU-SCORE, icl.redford at SU-SCORE

  How many Arpanet people does it take to screw in a light blub?

  Well, I lost count.   First off, someone proposes that a light blub needs
  changing.   Three more send replies agreeing with this position.   Nine
  more object to the whole idea.   Four others think that DCA should supply
  light blubs.   One sends a message saying that light blubs are not an
  appropriate topic for discussion over the Arpanet.   Two arise in defense
  of light blub discussions.   One forwards all this to SF-LOVERS which is
  where I lost count because of the overlap.
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