Ateklabs.135 net.joke utzoo!decvax!duke!chico!teklabs!terryl Fri Dec 4 23:34:28 1981 True light bulb joke for Californians Everyone mentioning Californians in light bulbs have it all wrong; here is the correct joke. Warning: this joke is rated R; people under 17 must read this joke with a parent or guardian in attendance!!! How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb???? NONE!!!! Californians screw in hot tubs, not light bulbs!!!! ----------------------------------------------------------------- gopher://quux.org/ conversion by John Goerzen of http://communication.ucsd.edu/A-News/ This Usenet Oldnews Archive article may be copied and distributed freely, provided: 1. There is no money collected for the text(s) of the articles. 2. The following notice remains appended to each copy: The Usenet Oldnews Archive: Compilation Copyright (C) 1981, 1996 Bruce Jones, Henry Spencer, David Wiseman.