Aihnss.507
net.jokes
utzoo!decvax!duke!chico!harpo!mhtsa!ihnss!karn
Fri Dec  4 13:43:48 1981
How many database people does it take ...
Three:
One to write the light bulb removal program.
One to write the light bulb insertion program.
One to act as light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else
tries to change the light bulb at the same time.

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