F I D O N E W S Volume 17, Number 49 27 Nov 2000 +----------------------------+---------------------------------------+ | The newsletter of the | ISSN 1198-4589 Published by: | | FidoNet community | "FidoNews" | | _ | 1-714-639-0377 1:1/23 | | / \ | | | /|oo \ | | | (_| /_) | | | _`@/_ \ _ | | | | | \ \\ | Editor: Warren Bonner | | | (*) | \ )) | editor@fidonews.org | | |__U__| / \// | fidonews@netscape.net | | _//|| _\ / | | | (_/(_|(____/ | | | (jm) | Newspapers should have no friends. | | | -- JOSEPH PULITZER | +----------------------------+---------------------------------------+ Table of Contents 1. EDITORIAL ................................................ 1 * EDITORIAL * ............................................ 1 2. GUEST EDITORIAL .......................................... 3 -=*GUEST EDITORAL*=- ..................................... 3 3. LETTERS TO THE EDITOR .................................... 5 *** LETTERS across the EDITOR's DESK *** ................. 5 4. ARTICLES ................................................. 12 -=* ARTICLES *=- ......................................... 12 5. COLUMNS .................................................. 17 Election Discussion COLUMN ............................... 17 6. FIDONET HISTORY .......................................... 20 -=*History*=- ............................................ 20 7. GETTING TECHNICAL ........................................ 23 TECHNOTES ................................................ 23 8. NOTICES .................................................. 25 NOTICES .................................................. 25 9. FIDONET BY INTERNET ...................................... 30 10. FIDONEWS INFORMATION .................................... 35 FIDONEWS INFORMATION ..................................... 35 FIDONEWS 17-49 Page 1 27 Nov 2000 ================================================================= EDITORIAL ================================================================= WDBonner@fidonews.org Well my little disclaimer last week about not permitting Fidonews to become an arena for scrappy postings, got me notified very quickly about freedom of speech, censorship, and even the banner of Fidonews proclamation: "Newspapers should have no friends" by Joseph Pulitzer. Also other Zones apparently want to see us at our task of electing a new Z1C. Some resented my omitting the comments of combatants and the heated discussions on the procedures and implementation. For any that do not like intenseness of some discussions, bear in mind that the election will be over very soon and hopefully we'll all be drawn back together under a happier hobby by Christmas. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ By: Warren Bonner To: Dave Hamilton Re: ZC Election Procedures -------------------------------------------------------------------- > MG> P4 says nothing one way or the other about a "right to vote" > MG> in the sense of a sysop-level vote. > DH> Yes it does. It says that the RCC will elect the ZC. If the DH> sysops had any right to vote whatsoever, they RCC would be bound DH> to that vote. > DH> This is the very argument Dallas used to keep a sysop-level vote DH> from happening. You should pay more attention to him, he's no DH> dummy. I've tried to stay clear of comments on this "ZC Election Procedures" because I have warm friends on both sides of the issue; but the above rebuttal is so clearly and simply worded, explaining Policy4 and the only "right to vote" being with the RCC, I have to agree with both of your statements about it. I don't understand the animosity toward Dallas' stand on the policy like he is wrong. As I have said many times, change P4! Until P4 is modified, no sysop vote is enforceable on the *C, no matter what the sysop vote may be. A simple change P4 deleting the word RCC and replacing with SYSOP, may change the battle ground. We can have all of the "Sysop elections" we want, but they are meaningless unless the RCC happens to agree with the outcome. You rather "we" need to put a zonal policy in place regarding elections, because you will never get P4 itself changed in my opinion. Anyhow Dave, work on the problem of an addendum or modification of p4, not on the individuals each trying to keep the ol' fido-buss on the road in their own way. Stewart H had an idea he thought would solve some of this. FIDONEWS 17-49 Page 2 27 Nov 2000 He perhaps did not have time to refine it enough to keep some of us on board. The idea had merit, but didn't have the clear cut verbiage defining his intent for the list. Thus, later several withdrew their names, not because they did not prefer a sysop vote, (most do), but because it did not define how it could be done under present policy, or how policy could be circumvented for list use in a sysop election. Catch 22. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ By: Michael Grant To: Clay Tannacore Re: ZC Election Procedures St: --------------------------------------------------------------------- MG> Difference? *You* accentuate the negatives, and blame the document MG> itself. *I* find some good in the document, and blame the MG> individual for abusing his position. MG> Which side of the argument seems more sensible? Do words in an MG> abstract document make a Bob Kohl? Or did Bob Kohl's own MG> shortcomings make the problem? I strongly suspect the latter. CT> Michael, in the case of Bob Kohl, the policy document gave him CT> the opportunity and means to abuse his region. And, with Satti CT> permanently in a coma, Kohl had free run of the region. I think CT> some folks are trying to tell you the policy (Policy4) document CT> can and has been used for individual follies. Do you blame the tools for the ineptitude of the mechanic? Do you blame the pistol for the cop who shot an unarmed man? The policy is just /words/. What we make of it is entirely up to /human beings/,and to rail uselessly against a collection of words is sheer foolishness. Region 12 thought they had found a better way, but as it's been clearly shown, someone found a way in their system to go against the wishes of the sysops of that region as well. Opportunity is where you find it; as a lawyer you ought to be very aware of that. No document, rule or law is without loopholes that can be exploited for the wrong purposes. Change the rule, change the law, change the document, but don't throw it out just because some self-serving idiot abused it. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~end~~~~~~~~~~ ----------------------------------------------------------------- FIDONEWS 17-49 Page 3 27 Nov 2000 ================================================================= GUEST EDITORIAL ================================================================= Steve and Dave guest editors this week. By: Steven Horn To: Dave Hamilton ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Dave Hamilton (1:229/622) wrote to Steven Horn at 17:19 on 20 Nov 2000 DH>There is no mechanism for reversing his decision. Have you read P4? All they could do was complain about it. There's nothing in P4 about an RC being elected either. Given that, you unelect the offender and elect a new one. You may not have enough time but you can at least make an attempt. DH> But cheer up, now we have an "election guideline" that paraphrases P4 using words that have been redefined. NOW, they can't even complain! That's still something available to the sysops. DH>In fact, the process is better than having the RC appointed whether the RC is accountable or not. SH> I happen to believe in an RC's accountability more strongly than I worry about how he got there. DH> Excellent. We're in complete agreement. Except for the mechanism. Where is YOUR guarantee of accountability defined? Ours is in our policy of holding annual RC elections by sysop. What would you do if your incumbent RC said "Screw you. Your right to vote an election has been eliminated." DH> Utterly. He's just asked us if we want him to vote at all for ZC. He stated that he is opposed to this "sham" but will be happy to vote if we so instruct him. And will someone poll all of your nodes? DH> Why don't you just ask them? Ruth posts right here in this echo. She reads these posts. DH> Uh, yeah. What did YOU mean by "democratically?" Open elections without the fix being in. The last go around, I was still a NC and polled my nodes. They did not respond so they lost their votes which was their choice. Take care, Steven Horn (shorn@yknet.yk.ca) Moderator, ALASKA_CHAT and CAN_SYSLAW FIDONEWS 17-49 Page 4 27 Nov 2000 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~end~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ----------------------------------------------------------------- FIDONEWS 17-49 Page 5 27 Nov 2000 ================================================================= LETTERS TO THE EDITOR ================================================================= By: Gary Gilmore To: Darrell Salter ---------------------------------------------------------------------- DS> Where did I say "majority of Zone 1" as you've quoted above? You're implying "a vast majority", but that's a shadowy quote, intended to make it sound like a real majority of Z1, which it isn't at all. You might want to make it clear that it's the "vast majority of all 20 (or whatever) sysops that bothered to reply". Now, compare that with the number of about 1800 or so total Z1 sysops, and it's really a tiny sampling, and not enough to be truly representative of any "sysop feelings" in Fidonet. When you can come back with a sampling of, oh, let's say 1/2 of the sysops (900ish), then you'll be a heck of a lot closer to a true "what the sysops think". Until then, you're merely projecting your feelings onto the face of Z1 Fidonet at large. DS> Is this actually a quote or did you fabricate it? Nope, it was my own quote, based on what I see as your implication of the result of this "poll". DS> What did the RCC do? Stomped it out. A bully can only step on... GG> Umm, this "poll" didn't complete until the current election DS> That's not true Yes it is. If anything, they both happened right about the same time. I *do* notice that you don't mention that our current Z1C told the "Election Coordinator" to "go ahead" with this election, and I wonder why that is. DS> Don't tell me you're losing mail too. Sheesh. Nope, my feed is just fine, thanks. --gary ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ By: David Calafrancesco To: Andrea Santos ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Andrea Santos wrote in a message to Janis Kracht: AS> On Nov 21, 2000 10:33am, JANIS KRACHT wrote to ANDREA SANTOS: My position on the duties of an election coordinator is complete impartiality which means no suggestion of potential candidates, regardless of qualifications. JK> WHY? FIDONEWS 17-49 Page 6 27 Nov 2000 AS> The EO has one duty; coordinate a fair and accurate election. That duty does not include recommendations or suggestions on the qualifications of any potential nominee. Martin understood this and, though his stances weren't terribly hard to figure out, his handling of such matters was above reproach. AS> FWIW, I hope you know my initial comment had nothing to do with you. Would have said something regardless of who was suggested. Really? Perhaps you should sit and have a chat with your Secretary of State. I find it absurd that she hasn't recursed herself after having courted an ambassadorship or cabinet post from one of the candidates and contributing a not insubstantial amount of her own personal fortune to that same candidates campaign. Sheesh... talk about a real conflict of interest. Luckily there are courts in FL that don't seem to have the same conflicts. The real world is this is a hobby. People who volunteer to help the rest of us shouldn't be penalized for having the stupid gene that allows them to volunteer. I can't think of anyone that would be persuaded simply because a zone ballot clerk noted the name of someone who in the ballot clerk's personal opinion would likely be a good candidate. I also note that not a single person jumped on the not so subtle suggestion and that Janis remains in the same status that she had before (actually in a worse position because now any nominations for her will be scrutinized). Dave Calafrancesco, Team OS/2 dave@drakkar.org ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ By: Carol Shenkenberger To: Danny Walters ---------------------------------------------------------------------- *** Quoting Danny Walters from a message to Darrell Salter *** DW> his own impeachment papers by abusing the vote he carries. CS> Or she (grin). In my region, it's even in the regional policy and has been since 94. (R13 was one of the earliest to go to voting in the RC/REC, but not sure if they were the first). 10% of the sysops or 20% of the NC's. I represent my region by *choice* but I didn't and they wanted another, they can vote me out PDQ! Our EM (our name for regional voting officer, an elected position) is looking over a draft (second one) based on our voted 'policy' and adapted for this, and if it's workable, he'll adapt as needed and let everyone know. Simple version: Sysop-wide in region (just like all our elections have been), 'weighted voting' (takes time to explain but it's a little like the Z1EC election idea, cast in order of your preference), EM casts any tie votes for RC if needed (an adaption as I may have results from other regions already so I asked the region if they minded that being delegated and no one piped up with an objection). FIDONEWS 17-49 Page 7 27 Nov 2000 Yes, gave my RC vote to my region, as is proper. xxcarol ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ By: Lesley-Dee Dylan To: David Calafrancesco ---------------------------------------------------------------------- DC> The real world is this is a hobby. People who volunteer to help the rest of us shouldn't be penalized for having the stupid gene that allows them to volunteer. I can't think of anyone that would be persuaded simply because a zone ballot clerk noted the name of someone who in the ballot clerk's personal opinion would likely be a good candidate. I also note that not a single person jumped on the not so subtle suggestion and that Janis remains in the same status that she had before (actually in a worse position because now any nominations for her will be scrutinized). LD> It wasn't the suggestion that an individual would be a good candidate that made my eyebrows perk up, it was the implication that she would not be the election officer's choice for the position. As far as I was concerned, that was the inappropriate part of the post by Carol. An elections officer (returning officer) has a responsibility to make sure everyone feels that they are eligible to run, and to ensure that there is a fairly good slate of candidates to chose from, even if it means encouraging people to run. But it shouldn't just be one person, she should be suggesting a dozen or so good candidates. Impartiality would suggest that she should suggest at least three, with widely differing viewpoints. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ By: Darrell Salter To: Ross Cassell ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Ross Cassell wrote in a message to Darrell Salter: ml>> 1. P4 is the policy of the organization. DS>Interesting. How and when did that happen? What was the vote count? Please provide references. RC> Since you werent alive when some of Canada's Federal laws or Ontario provincial laws were in place, does that mean they are not in effect or do not apply to you? He made the claim that P4 is the policy of the organization. I've asked him to prove it. Has nothing to do with when anyone was alive. If you mean to suggest that Fidonet gave it's elected officials a mandate to erect the laws of Fidonet, just as the citizens of our countries did with their elected officials, again I would ask for proof of this. It has never happened in Fidonet to the best of my knowledge. The best I have seen in this regard is local policies for nets and regions and those policies apply only to those nets and regions. As you know, we've been down this road many times before, and the FIDONEWS 17-49 Page 8 27 Nov 2000 proof of P4's validity as the law of the land simply isn't there. What did happen was that a group of RCs tried to force *their* self-created policy document onto the sysops of Fidonet without a mandate to do so and that policy was never formally accepted by the Sysops even to this day. There has always been substantial resistance to this action by the RCs from many of Fidonet's sysops. All it has done is create hard feelings and division, some that accept P4 and some that don't. We've heard arguments on both sides of the debate and many of those arguments are good ones. But until Fidonet Sysops agree one way or the other, P4 just cannot be deemed the law of the land. It is, at best, an old, stale, guidelines document. Not even of much value there. The odds of ever getting proper ratification of P4 is slim to none, and for good reason. There is another problem. Those of us that have net and/or regional policies may have alienated some sysops that may not have agreed with the those policies, even though they received majority approval of the sysops of those nets or regions. Such is the nature of democracy. Those sysops had options, one of which was to move to another net or region where they could be free of policies they did not agree with. We have both seen this happen. Were we to try to establish a zone or Fidonet-wide policy that looked anything like P4, what would be the options for sysops that did not agree with it? Move to another zone or leave Fidonet? Once you get past net and regional policies you run a very real risk of alienating too many sysops to the detriment of network. In my opinion we're moving too far down this slippery slope and losing site of the idea that this hobby is just that, a hobby. These actions on a large scale can be damaging. Laws are necessary in society to protect citizens and their property. When was the last time a Fidonet sysop stuck his or her hand through your monitor screen and tried to lift your modem? :) I'm not saying there is no value in policy. There is. But it depends on what that policy is. A hobby such as ours has been policed to death. It is small wonder so many sysops ignore policy. In my opinion a successful policy must have the following traits: 1) It must be formally agreed to by the majority of those sysops it will affect, 2) it must be flexible and changeable enough to deal with changing circumstances, 3) it must cover only issues that are truly important, and 4) it must be a sysops' policy, not a policy that establishes a ruling class. When RCs as a collective (the RCC), and without a sysop mandate, try to force things onto sysops, it is a mistake. This is in sharp contrast to regions like ours that DO have a sysop mandate to create the policies that affect our regions. I have no quarrel with properly mandated actions and I doubt that you do either. However, I believe you made the point that if we were to try to force our regional policies onto sysops outside of our regions we would be wrong to do so. It is just as wrong to force this (non)election onto the sysops of Zone 1. Presenting arguments is fine, as it allows sysops to decide the issues for themselves. But for RCs to ignore those sysop-made decisions by forcing their will onto the sysops it is not fine. We clearly need a mandate, which leads to my next point. A poll was conducted and the vast majority of sysops in Zone 1 that responded to the poll wanted true sysop-level voting for this FIDONEWS 17-49 Page 9 27 Nov 2000 election. Why have the RCs ignored that mandate in favour of trying to force their own election rules onto the zone's sysops? Worse, they added insult to injury by trying to force their own election rules onto the zone's sysops by also trying once again to force their own policy document onto the zone's sysops. A mandate for neither has ever been established. This is abusive RCC behavior. The RCC have been guilty of at least six actions that have been harmful and divisive to this network. 1) Most importantly, they have ignored the mandate (or lack of one) of the sysops, 2) without a mandate, they have tried to force their policy document onto the sysops, 3) without a mandate, they have tried to force election rules onto the sysops, 4) without a mandate, they have attempted to combine the above actions in an attempt to further force the sysops, 5) without a mandate, they have placed their self-interest ahead of the interests of the sysops, and 6) without a mandate, they have attempted to set themselves up as their own electorate. The RCC do not have a mandate from Zone 1 sysops to do any of the above. They need that mandate, otherwise they are simply a self-serving entity with no redeeming value to the zone. This Z1C (non)election is wrong on all counts. Darrell darrell@sprk.com ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ By: Darrell Salter To: All Re: Relay from Region 12 ---------------------------------------------------------------------- * Original message posted in: Z1REGCON. * Crossposted in: FN_SYSOP, Z1C, Z1_ELECTION, FIDONEWS. Hello All! I have been asked to relay for following regarding the Z1C Election... 1) Regional policies apply regionally only. They do NOT affect the RCC body, therefore regional policies do not apply to any election rules implemented by the RCC. 2) If all RCs must agree to sysop-level voting, then _ALL RCs_ must agree to any and all forms of voting, including RC-voting on a sysop-representational basis. Since R12C is NOT in agreement with the current election scheme, the current election must not proceed and must be halted immediately. Notwithstanding points #1 and #2, the RCC must clarify, and justify, to the sysops of Zone 1 the following: 3) Clarify and Justify to the sysops of Zone 1 the difference between election draft A and election draft C. FIDONEWS 17-49 Page 10 27 Nov 2000 4) Clarify and Justify to the sysops of Zone 1 why election draft A was rejected solely for the purpose of preventing all sysop-level votes from determining the outcome of the election. 5) Clarify to the sysops of Zone 1 that the sysops that did express opinions on the current election scheme were not aware of the previous points, and that these previous points meant the removal of of the right to vote from all Zone 1 sysops. Darrell darrell@sprk.com ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ By: Ruth Argust To: Jerry Schwartz Re: ZC Election Procedures ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Hi Jerry. Jerry Schwartz wrote in a message to Ruth Argust: RA> Not really. In the above example, there would be 6 opposing votes who could have revised the draft to something similar to version A and passed it. JS> The simple fact (regardless of what anyone might desire) is that the status quo is in accord with P4, and didn't really require ratification. It's just a schedule, with a set of recommendations which (as we all know) is not binding on the RCs. First, I would think it would require ratification if only as to all the wording, dates, etc. Second, many sysops don't understand it is not binding on the RCs. Even in just reading this one echo, you will note that some are thinking that their regional vote is binding on their RCs when it is not. JS> If 6, 7, or 9 of us had been in favor of sysop-level voting we would still have had no way of binding ANY RC, regardless of how they voted in the matter of election rules, to follow the results of a plebiscite. While they may be true, those 6, 7 or 9 could vote as the sysops chose and the Z1C would be elected by an absolute majority. JS> It is being argued that the current rules do not force the RCs to conduct plebiscites and vote according to the results. In point of fact, neither did version "A." There is no enforcement mechanism available. Only the word of the RCs involved. As someone here stated, "if the sysops of a region cannot trust their RC, that RC can/should be removed by the regional sysops." *ruth* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~end~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ FIDONEWS 17-49 Page 11 27 Nov 2000 ----------------------------------------------------------------- FIDONEWS 17-49 Page 12 27 Nov 2000 ================================================================= ARTICLES ================================================================= presented by Lesley-Dee Dylan How the Grinch Stole Election Day By Frank Cammuso and Hart Seely (With respects to Theodor S. Geisel.) Every Chad Down in Chad-ville Liked voting a lot ... But the Grinch, Who lived just north of Chad-ville Did NOT! The Grinch hated voting! He thought it a bore. Now, please don't ask why. Could be Bush, could be Gore. It could be his heart bled with liberal mush. It could be, perhaps, that he listened to Rush. But I think the real reason his trust was so shattered Was the great Grinchy view that his vote never mattered. BUT Whatever the reason, Lack of trust, lack of goals, The Grinch dreaded that day when Chads went to the polls. He just hated those speeches and negative ads, And when push came to shove, he just hated the Chads. He just hated their theme parks, their football-team rooters, He just hated their gun laws, their barmaids at Hooters. He just hated their weather, even hated their hate. And he hated that they were a battleground state. "So they're making their choices," he snarled with a sneer. "This 'Decision Two Thousand' is practically here! "They'll struggle to choose 'tween a crumb and a bum, "'Cause a voter's a voter, no matter how dumb." Then he growled, his Grinch fingers nervously drumming, "I MUST find a way to keep outcomes from coming!" For tomorrow, he knew ... All the flag-waving souls, Would again waste their efforts on Clintons or Doles. And by then, oh, the polls! Oh, the polls! Polls! Polls! Polls! That's the one thing he hated! The POLLS! POLLS! POLLS! POLLS! So the Chads, rich and poor, and by bus, car, or boat, They would vote! And they'd vote! And they'd VOTE! VOTE! VOTE! VOTE! They would vote to ban smoking or clearing your throat. They would even vote laws in for curbing your goat. And THEN ... They'd sing that anthem. It always came later. Be they Bush-ites or Gore-ites or ites of Ralph Nader. FIDONEWS 17-49 Page 13 27 Nov 2000 They'd stand close together, and though still full of fight, They'd stand and they'd sing, by that dawn's early light. And the more the Grinch thought of Election Day's ring, The more the Grinch thought, "I must stop this whole thing! "Why, for two hundred years I've put up with it now! "I MUST stop these outcomes from coming! "... But HOW?" Then he got an idea! Yes, a legal idea! THE GRINCH GOT AN AWFUL BUT LEGAL IDEA! "I know just what to do!" The Grinch laughed with a jig. And he wove from his goat a Sam Donaldson wig. And into the mirror he spoke with grand rancor, "With this helmet of hair, they'll all think I'm an anchor!" "All I need are some ballots ..." The Grinch looked around. But since ballots were private, there were none to be found. So he made his own ballot, printing letters quite little, And he scattered the names, running holes down the middle, And he stuck it together with Chad-berry spittle. And he said, "They'll need Einstein to figure this riddle!" THEN He loaded his boxes, and without looking nervous Put a sign on his van that said "Voter News Service." THEN The Grinch pulled away in his van with a screech Toward the pads of the Chads in a place called "Palm Beach." When he came to the first polling place in the square, All the lines were quite long. Thoughtful talk filled the air, As the Chads chatted merits of managed health care. "Vote early and often," the Grinch said with a grin. And he marched to the front of the line and stepped in. There he left all his ballots, the strange ones with punches, And instructions that said, "Please punch punches in bunches." As he slunk out the door toward the nearest Grand Hyatt, He could hear what you'd think was an Eli=E1n riot. The Cohens sisters Esther, Mitzi, and Shannon, Just realized that their votes had all gone to Buchanan! At a place in Dade County near a middle-school yard, The Grinch donned a shirt that said, "Polling Place Guard." And he eyeballed each Chad and said, "Where is your card? "Voter card? Motor card? Credit card? Diner's? "Face card? Race card? Baseball card? Shriners?" And he turned them away. Then the Grinch, like a fox, Stuffed all of his ballots and locked the lockbox! Then old Grinch returned home to go "LIVE" on TV. He had waited quite late: (It was now eight oh three.) FIDONEWS 17-49 Page 14 27 Nov 2000 So the Grinch Network News first projected a score: "Now with one percent in, we pick Chad-ville for GORE." Every Gore-ite in Chad-ville said, "GIVE US SOME MORE!" So he pulled more projections straight out of his stack. Then, "Oh, dear!" said the Grinch, "I must take it all back!" So the Grinch Network News, in grand fairness to all Now reported that Chad-ville was "TOO CLOSE TO CALL." "Don't be mad, all you Chads, for this isn't a scandal, "It was just," the Grinch said, "we forgot the Panhandle. "The science of sampling can leave one out-simpled." So the Chads were left hanging and pregnant and dimpled. And the stress of it all put George Bush among the pimpled! Then the Grinch raised a finger for the night's final push. "Election Day's done, and the winner is BUSH." After all, George was leading at least by a dozen. (And whenever it's close, always go with your cousin.) "Play the music, the songs, pop the corks, sing the praises, "'Cause with Bush as the winner, you're all getting raises!" And then the Grinch yawned, "This election stuff's hokey, Good-bye 'till next year! And now back to you, Cokie." And the Grinch, he went back to his old Grinchy pad. But en route, he was nabbed by a little Chad lad Who had stayed up all night (quite ignoring his dad). He stared at the Grinch and said, "Sir, who's our leader? "Is it Bush? Is it Gore? Or, my choice, Derek Jeter?" And the Grinch simply smiled: This day couldn't be sweeter. They were finding out now that no outcome was coming! They were seeing it now, all their dumbness and dumbing. "They're just waking up!" he said. "Here's what they'll do! "Their mouths will hang open a minute or two "And the Chads down in Chad-ville will all cry, 'WE'LL SUE!' " As he stared down at Chad-ville, the Grinch popped his eyes, But the scene that he saw brought a shocking surprise. All the Chads down in Chad-ville, Chad lads and Chad dads, They were counting the votes, they were counting the chads! He hadn't stopped an outcome from coming. IT CAME! SOMEHOW OR ANOTHER, IT CAME JUST THE SAME! As the Grinch with his head buried deep in the sand Sat puzzling and puzzling, "They will count them by hand?" Yes, it came with the lawsuits, it came with the lawyers, It came with Tim Russert, it came with Bill Moyers. When the ballots were plucked and the counting was done The last margin of victory turned out to be ... ONE! And if the Grinch had just voted, ... HIS GUY WOULD HAVE WON! And what happened then ... Well ... In Chad-ville they say FIDONEWS 17-49 Page 15 27 Nov 2000 That the Grinch's small district Grew three sizes that day. 'Cause the minute his mood had come out of its slump, The Grinch said, "Hmm! I could be running this dump!" So he formed a committee to do all the work And he ... HE HIMSELF! The Grinch ran for town clerk! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ By: Lesley-Dee Dylan, Greater Toronto Area HUB 2 (250/201) 'Twas A Week Past Election 'Twas a week past election and all through the land, Not a president was chosen and no decision at hand. The ballots were counted again and again In hopes that Florida, the Vice President would win. The governor had won it, or so he had said And thoughts of his cabinet danced in his head. While Gore and his lawyers and Bush and his too Argued and argued about what to do. When down in Palm Beach arose such confusion, As thousands of Jews voted Buchanan! The box for Buchanan was too close to Gore's, So Bush got the most votes. Should Gore have had more? Then what in the nation's eyes did appear? But thousands of lawyers and lawsuits to hear. Faster and faster the lawyers they came, With a truckload of briefs, and people to blame. And then the Vice President said, and I quote: "We must hand count each Floridian's vote." The country then watched as Florida reported Numbers and figures the media distorted. The Vice President was weak, his chances were thin, That in the end, the Presidency he'd win. The governor's aides confidently touted "We've won the election. Votes don't need to be counted." No one cared anymore who was elected, As long as it ended and one was selected. As they polled Palm Beach County and counted again, FIDONEWS 17-49 Page 16 27 Nov 2000 America knew it never would end. Thousands protested the votes that were tossed, No one would ever concede he had lost. And the media debated into the night, Whether the holes should have been on the right. And so no one knew from the west to the east, Who got the most votes or who got the least. But the voice of reason calmed everyone's fears: We'll do this again in another four years. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ----------------------------------------------------------------- FIDONEWS 17-49 Page 17 27 Nov 2000 ================================================================= COLUMNS ================================================================= By: Danny Walters To: Darrell Salter Re: Nominations open St: ---------------------------------------------------------------------- You said: DS> No, it doesn't mean that. It likely means they understand that the DS> sysops of this organization have never formally accepted P4 as any DS> kind of official document so they have no need to swear allegience DS> to it. I didn't, and I know many other sysops that didn't. Did P4 exist when you joined? Most likely. Did you freely accept a node number? Yes. Then whether you like it or not or want to admit it or not, you accepted P4. That's when you voted 'yes'. You could have voted 'no' and declined the node number. There's a speed limit on the road that runs in front of your house. Did you vote for it? No. Does it apply to you? Yes. Do you have a choice? Of course: Accept it, move away, ignore it and accept any repercussions, or get it changed. The last is the most important aspect. If you want to change it, you can, but you have to change the system from within the system. That's the hard part. I don't think anyone feels that P4 is perfect. Far from it, I'd say. I further don't think that anyone can dig up a stone tablet with a vote count chisled in it. As I recall it was a marginally more palateable alternative to having the IFNA ram itself down our throats. DS> As regards this Z1C election, P4 is also quite irrelevant, which is one of the reasons why if the election does not come about by direct sysop-vote of *their* choice for Z1C, and not the RCs, the election is also invalid. No, I'm sorry. Not so. It almost directly compares to the Electoral College in the way it carries the vote. Can the Electoral College Delegate cast the vote any way he wants to? Sure. Would it be foolish to do so? You betcha. Same holds true for the RCC vote for Z1C. An RC would sign his own impeachment papers by abusing the vote he carries. -dw --- * Origin: Infinite Rider on the Big Dogma - Nashville, TN - (1:116/116) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ By: Warren Bonner To: Roy Witt FIDONEWS 17-49 Page 18 27 Nov 2000 Re: Nomination ---------------------------------------------------------------------- > Hello Marc. > > 20 Nov 00 09:38, you wrote to All: > > MB> Hello All! > > MB> I nominate Dallas Hinton - 153/715 > RW> I object to that nomination, as he's not qualified to be ZC... > Why? Is there a rule or clause giving/asking for objections? You are trying too hard to disqualify an honest nomination and seconded candidate. That isn't fair in my mind. Fight with your vote unless you are a candidate rebutting another candidate. WDB ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Reply: Warren Bonner To: Roy Witt Re: Nominations open ---------------------------------------------------------------------- > Hello Ruth. > 19 Nov 00 17:39, you wrote to Carol Shenkenberger: > > CS>> Be delighted to see some others! Janis Kracht might be > CS>> a decent candidate. > CS>> Kinda not good for me to nominate though . > > RA> Your having suggested any candidate is highly irregular for any > RA> EO to do in a public echo and should be grounds for immediate > RA> dismissal. > RW> It's time for her to go. > Baloney. Carol has a right to her opinion just as you do. And yes her vote along with the other votes in her region counts. That in no way violates her pledge to vote her region's majority for a candidate. You cannot disenfranchize her rights because she is voluntarily doing a service for us all. It is NOT time for her to go. She has done an excellent job considering the mind sets of the folks she has to deal with to get the job done. Why not give a little credit to those who are trying to work with a f'd-up antiquated Policy, which they have no options to do otherwise until it is modified, ratified and in place. You HAVE to plow with the only horse you have, until your returns are sufficient to buy another horse. P4 cannot be ignored as some would have you believe. It can be rescinded, replaced, or modified, but not ignored if the Fido structure is to hold true. If not, get ready for many nodelists and pick your F'n choice... all FIDONEWS 17-49 Page 19 27 Nov 2000 to fail ultimately as a divided house built on sand in the path of a mighty huricane named http://www.Iwin.gov JMHO Ol'wdb ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ By: Ruth Argust To: Phil Simpson ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Hi Phil. Phil Simpson replied in a message to Ruth Argust: RA> If 6 RCs voted for sysop-level elections, i.e. revised what is known as version A, it would have passed. I do not know how or where the RCs keep coming up with this thought that to have sysop-level elections, they needed 100% to approve of it. PS> Pretty obvious, they make things up as they go along. How else would they keep their covetted power. I am reminded of a famous movie, the Wizard of Oz, in which some of the RCs seem to be playing a part. We have Dorothy wandering about a bit aimlessly on her way following the yellow brick road that disappears and becomes confusing to her. On her heels is her yapping little, faithful dog, Toto. They meet the scarecrow (strawman) who lacks a brain, the lion who lacks courage and the tin man who lacks a heart. Together they search for the all powerful Wizard of Oz to grant their wishes. Then they find he has no power at all; he is simply a charleton. What's even more amazing about this comparison is that one can see which RCs have assumed which characters with just a little thought :) *ruth* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~end~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ----------------------------------------------------------------- FIDONEWS 17-49 Page 20 27 Nov 2000 ================================================================= FIDONET HISTORY ================================================================= by Bob Seaborn *second update* This goes back to the late-early days of Fidonet (about 10 years ago). The major distribution was set up and functioning, and a couple of talented programmers came along from Holland. One, Harald Harms, wrote and developed ALLFIX, a quality file-tosser, that is still extensively used today. A second, Gerard van der Land, wrote Gecho, an extremely powerful echomail tosser, which while not being continued today, influenced the development of similar programs. There were a fair number of others also, but the intent here is not to discuss the programs, read on. With these developments came a Fidonet sysop, one Jim Smoot, at the time living in Texas, having retired from the US military, who worked with these programmers, and others, to market the fruits of their labor under what became known as the RegSite Team, at one time having members world-wide. Jim also actively developed a series of beta teams to work with the programmers and debug the developing programs, as well as test new features. During this time, Jim also represented other programs, including InterMail/InterEcho, Telemate, and many others. The RegSite Team and beta teams are still functioning today. About 3 years ago, Jim's health dramatically failed, he was diagnosed with severe emphysema, resulting in very low lung function. This was primarily caused by his military activities, coupled with years of smoking. He also moved from Texas to Tennessee, to be closer to his immediate family (and the NASCAR tracks). After various up's and down's, he was placed on the waiting list for a lung transplant. Well the time finally arrived, last evening (November 13, 2000) I received the following email from him: ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Tue, 13 Nov 2000 08:08:14 From: Jim & Nancy Smoot Subject: The time is upon us ..... Only have a few minutes, but the Transplant Coordinator at H.H. McQuire Hospital in Richmond, VA called and they have a left lung for me. Ergo, they are sending a Jet Air Ambulance to Springfield for to pick me and Miz Nancy up and fly us to Richmond where they are going to replace my left lung tonight. They haven't even taken the lung out of the other person yet.....keeping him/her on a life support system until they can get me there. Beyond that, I have NO clue if its a guy or a girl's lung, not any of the circumstances involved with the person, nor how old or young (s)he is. FIDONEWS 17-49 Page 21 27 Nov 2000 I have a GREAT team of Pulmo Doctors up there, and their after surgery care is out of this world ..... really good. But, there is ALWAYS that element of chance in a procedure such as this ..... I just hope they are all sober tonight and feeling good. :) Gotta run; will keep everyone posted on what's what and how everything is going on with me. Miz Nancy is already in a dither, running around here like a chicken with her head cut off ..... but she DOES have a method to her madness, I guarantee. I can already see some of her "doings" starting to fall into place. :) That's it ..... gotta scoot. C U later, gang. All The Best, --- J. Smoot ---------------------------------------------------------------------- I did have a chance to briefly talk with Jim prior to his leaving Springfield, and while he sounded somewhat worried, he was in excellent spirits, joking about his flight north. I wished him the best. At the time, he asked me to let his many Fido friends and acquaintances know what was happening with him. What follows is easiest if we use a diary format. Tuesday, November 14, 2000 It was obviously a long sleepless night for Jim's family and close friends, and early this morning I received a phone call from Lisa, his youngest daughter, who reported that as of 7:45 EST, Jim was still in the operating room, with the doctors very optimistic as to the prognosis. She sounded very worried and upset, albeit somewhat calm. Reported that she was in better shape than Nancy, her mother. Then about 12:15 EST Lisa called again to report that Jim was out of the operating room, and in recovery, and all is good. He will be kept there for a couple of hours, then woken up and moved to the Intensive Care Unit for a couple of days, during which time he will be asked to walk around to get the lung functional. After that, they will be monitoring him for signs of rejection. Lisa sounded very relieved, and reported that Nancy (her mother) was in high spirits. I gathered that the plans were to keep him there for a few weeks. It's now just before 9pm EST, and Lisa just gave me the report that the doctors removed Jim's breathing tube, and he's doing very well breathing on his own. Looks like there'll be a good night's sleep for Jim's family and friends Wednesday, November 15, 2000 It's now morning, and Jim is doing well. The doctors and therapists have had him up and walking around already to get the new lung active. Later in the day, he found time to have a quick phone conversation with his close family, and sounded very good. FIDONEWS 17-49 Page 22 27 Nov 2000 Thursday, November 16, 2000 Morning, and Jim is continuing to do well, and had another brief voice call with the part of his immediate family that remained in Tennessee. Other than being slightly groggy from painkillers and other drugs, he's doing extremely well. Friday, November 17, 2000 Another morning, and Jim is all over the place, just itching to get out of there and head home. Sounds like the Jim I know, probably itching to be at some NASCAR event. End of the first week Tuesday Jim was moved from Intensive Care to his own private room, and they also took him off oxygen the same day, a few coughing spells and he's breathing well on his own. I had a chance to actually chat voice with him for about 15 minutes, and he sounded as good as I ever recall him, no breathing problems whatsoever, minimal pain as the incisions heal. Probably a few cracked ribs as well, and the can be quite painful while healing. He expects to be heading home in a week or two. If anyone is interested in sending Jim messages, please do so via email to "smoot@nwstar.com", he will receive the mail when he returns to Tennessee, however please don't expect any prompt response as he'll be doing so at his convenience. ~~~~~~~~~~END~~~~~~~~~~ ----------------------------------------------------------------- FIDONEWS 17-49 Page 23 27 Nov 2000 ================================================================= GETTING TECHNICAL ================================================================= by Frank Vest From: "Frank Vest" To: "Warren Bonner" Subject: Re: Fw: Fascinating Facts From Biology Date: Wednesday, November 22, 2000 10:49 AM Warren, I have a web page for you to check out. :-)) http://members.tripod.com/~Mitchell_J/ You might like this site. Frank ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ FASCINATING FACTS FROM BIOLOGY Frank Vest If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months, and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat up one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now, that's more like it.) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out of the body to squirt blood 30 feet. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a pig.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Still not over that pig thing.) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (Is that why Flipper is always smiling)? And why isn't the pig included in this list? On average, people fear spiders more then they do death. A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue. The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight, and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (From drinking little bottles of....? Did the gov't pay for this research?) FIDONEWS 17-49 Page 24 27 Nov 2000 Polar bears are left handed. (Who knew? Who cares? Did the gov't pay for this too?) The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. A cockroach will live 9 days without its head before it starves to death. (That is a pleasant thought!) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while it's head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Hi, honey. I'm home. What the...?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (In my next life I still want to be a pig. Quality over quantity, you know.) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Oh, jeez!) Elephants are the only animals that can't jump. ( if they did you'd think it was an earthquake) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like this too.) Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown. BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and smack'em upside the head. -- Frank ~~~~~~~~~~end~~~~~~~~~~ ----------------------------------------------------------------- FIDONEWS 17-49 Page 25 27 Nov 2000 ================================================================= NOTICES ================================================================= ~~~~~~~ ----- Original Message ----- From: "me" To: Sent: Sunday, November 26, 2000 7:56 AM Subject: street address for publication as required by federal law > As you may already be aware, the "publisher" of any > publication such as yours is required, by federal law to > file and publish as statement of the control and street > address location. Demand is hereby made to you, as > editor of "Fidonews" to provide me, forthwith, the > actual physical street address, city, state, county and > zip code of "Fidonews". > > It is clear to me that the control of fidonews has fallen > to a group of assholes and hypocrites, such as yourself > who think that you can trample on anyone under guise > of an unincorporated association or freedom of the press. > > Your latest writings about me; and your "banishment" of > me from the Fidonews conference, constitute actionable > defamation. Because of assholes like you, Ross Cassell, > Steve Quarella and others, my enjoyment of Fidonet has > been reduced to anguish. While in the past I had hopes > that things would straighten out in Fidonet, I am now > convinced that I have nothing to lose by pursuing my > remedies. > > The request for your address is as stated above, so don't > just provide me with "Orange California". > > Charles Hunter > chasers1@netzero.net _____NetZero Free Internet Access and Email______ I considered keeping this threat to myself, but since thought I should our readers know what may be brewing. What business law I know doesn't cover this kind of harrassing suits. Editor Pro Tem ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I am a Sargeant assigned to the Texas Army National Guard, I am very proud of the service I am giving my country, our Division just had a large number of personel return from Kosovo on a 6 month rotation,these people left their jobs and familes for this duty without a question. Please edit this however you need, could you please add a message to your mail you send out everyday and tell people when they see someone in uniform walk up to them and thank FIDONEWS 17-49 Page 26 27 Nov 2000 them, without the sacrifices our military personel make and the ones made by family members and loved ones this would not be the United States of America. HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL!!! Sincerely, Sgt. John D. Wood 49th. ARMORED We will be happy to say it in your own words and I would like to add if you are near a military base and have an extra place at your table give the base chaplin or public affairs office a call and invite a serviceman to spend a holiday at your house. I know I get a lot more mail than the average person but I received two emails with the hybris virus attached today, with an address of"hahaha@sexyfun.net" with a subject line "Snowhite and the seven Dwarfs - The REAL Story!" with an OSA attachment ... be careful . ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ By: Carol Shenkenberger To: All Re: Nomination Status St: --------------------------------------------------------------------- Nominee/node Particulars ======================================================== John Souvestre 396/1 declined nominated by: Roger Nelson 3828/7 seconded by: Frank Vest 124/6308 Ross Cassell 18/500 ACCEPTED nominated by: Jack Yates 3613/1275 seconded by: Janis Kracht 2320/38 Steve Quarrella 393/9005 nominated by: Warren Bonner103/401 seconded by: Andy Brown 202/800 Michael Grant 134/11 nominated by: Dave Hamilton 229/622 seconded by: Darrell Salter 229/1 Darrell Salter 229/1 nominated by: David Calafrancesco 2624/306 seconded by: Andrea Santos 135/382 Carl Austin Bennett 249/11 nominated by: David Calafrancesco 2624/306 seconded by: Andrea Santos 135/382 Ruth Argust 2404/201 declined nominated by: David Calafrancesco 2624/306 seconded by: Andrea Santos 135/382 FIDONEWS 17-49 Page 27 27 Nov 2000 Dallas Hinton 153/715 ACCEPTED nominated by: Marc Blakely 138/146 seconded by: Steven Horn 17/67 Tony Campbell 109/263 nominated by: Robert Stoner 270/1000 seconded by: Janis Kracht 2320/38 nominated by: Gary Gilmore 2410/400 seconded by: -------------------------------------------------- Note that this phase will close out at 11:59 PM (Eastern time used) on 25 November. Nominations, seconds, and acceptances must be received at least one of the 3 sites used to cross verify the reception of candidates status. Results will be posted as soon as cross verification is complete. All Sysops desiring to nominate, second, or accept if a nominee, are advised to do so as soon as possible to ensure the post arrives at one of the 3 sites, before this phase closes out at 11:59 PM (Eastern). xxcarol ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ By: Carol Shenkenberger To: All Re: Z!C Election rules St: ---------------------------------------------------------------------- ZONE 1 COORDINATOR ELECTION - 2000 The Z1C has announced an election, for a new Z1C. Per Policy4, the ZC is elected by the RC's under them. It is the choice of the RC's to do this by the following method per P4 section 6.2. A Z1 Sysop is defined as any Sysop who is nodelisted in Z1 and physically located within the normal geographical boundries of zone 1. The nodelist used will be the nodelist.322 version. Reasonable exceptions will be made during the nomination phase by the election coordinator if a node, net or region is accidently dropped from this version and this is validated by the RC or NC of the affected node. The term 'nodelisted' means listed in this version of the nodelist. Nominations Nominating time table: NOV 17-25, 2000 All dates start at 00:00 and end at 11:59 PM EST Any nodelisted Z1 Sysop of Fidonet may nominate themselves or another nodelisted Sysop of of Z1 Fidonet for the position of Z1C. The nomination must be made in the Z1_Election echo and should be addressed to the Election Coordinator. The nomination must include the name of the nominee and their Fidonet node number. FIDONEWS 17-49 Page 28 27 Nov 2000 Once a nomination has been received by the election coordinator, the name will be added to the list of nominees. The nomination must then be accepted by the nominee and seconded by a Z1 Sysop in the echo to become a fully eligible candidate. Discussion Period NOV 26- DEC 02, 2000 All dates start at 00:00 and end at 11:59 PM EST Following t