F I D O N E W S Volume 16, Number 29 19 July 1999 +----------------------------+---------------------------------------+ | The newsletter of the | ISSN 1198-4589 Published by: | | FidoNet community | "FidoNews" | | _ | +27-41-581-5913 [5:5/23] | | / \ | | | /|oo \ | | | (_| /_) | | | _`@/_ \ _ | | | | | \ \\ | Editor: | | | (*) | \ )) | Henk Wolsink 5:7104/2 | | |__U__| / \// | | | _//|| _\ / | | | (_/(_|(____/ | | | (jm) | Newspapers should have no friends. | | | -- JOSEPH PULITZER | +----------------------------+---------------------------------------+ | Submission address: FidoNews Editor 5:5/23 | +--------------------------------------------------------------------+ | MORE addresses: | | | | submissions=> editor@fidonews.org | | hwolsink@catpe.alt.za | +--------------------------------------------------------------------+ | For information, copyrights, article submissions, | | obtaining copies of FidoNews or the internet gateway FAQ | | please refer to the end of this file. | +--------------------------------------------------------------------+ Table of Contents 1. EDITORIAL ................................................ 1 2. GUEST EDITORIAL .......................................... 2 The Slippery Slope of Control - D Myers .................. 2 3. ARTICLES ................................................. 4 FidoNet Via Internet Hubs ................................ 4 NAB & Z1B Echo Diff ...................................... 5 North American Backbone Echo Changes [Mar-Apr] ........... 7 Z1 Backbone Echo Changes [Mar-Apr] ....................... 9 4. COLUMNS .................................................. 11 ECHO TALK - Why motorcycles are better than women ........ 11 5. COMIX IN ASCII ........................................... 12 Victory Party after Z1C(ow) Election ..................... 12 6. NOTICES .................................................. 13 Future History ........................................... 13 7. FIDONET BY INTERNET ...................................... 14 8. FIDONEWS INFORMATION ..................................... 16 FIDONEWS 16-29 Page 1 19 Jul 1999 ================================================================= EDITORIAL ================================================================= Greetings, Yes, thanks very much. I'm feeling just about 100% again. :-) This flu is something else, believe me. But don't ask me what it was, I'm no doctor. ;-) However, on with the show. According to Doug's article, there is a new Z1C. Great. Soon we will see an official announcement in FidoNews, or will we? In order to determine how many of you read the Snooze, either by when you receive this copy, reading it on-line at your nearest BBS in the FIDONEWS echo or at http://www.fidonews.org or by whatever means, is it possible to let me know, by sending me either a Netmail at 5:7104/2 or e-mail me at hwolsink@catpe.alt.za -- I'll appriciate your reply. Thanks in advance. And as usually, happy reading, ----------------------------------------------------------------- FIDONEWS 16-29 Page 2 19 Jul 1999 ================================================================= GUEST EDITORIAL ================================================================= The Slippery Slope of Control Douglas Myers, 1:270/720 douglas.myers@k12.ftn.org Mike O'Conner, Region 12 Coordinator, is possibly one of the most respected coordinators in Fidonet. He was widely perceived as a critic of "control" politics when he allowed Region 10 "refugee" nodes to join Region 12 rather than put up with the control politics which were at issue in Region 10 at the time. It's ironic that today he faces the criticism of his own region over a control issue. MIke is under fire for not accurately reporting his region's choice of candidate in the Z1C election. During this last week in the Z1C election process, Net Coordinators polled their nets to determine the sysops' choice for Z1C. This information was to be relayed to the RC who would then vote in accordance with his region's wishes in the closed election. Region 12's choice for Z1C was me, followed by David Moufarrege. MIke, however, waited until most of the RC votes were in and took note that I didn't have sufficient support to win the election, and that David was the only candidate who could win on the first ballot. So he cast the deciding vote for David. Ross Cassell, Election Coordinator, responded to a netmail protest from Region 12. In this response, Ross ruled that Mike's vote would not be overturned. Though he conceded that Mike was answerable to his region for his actions, he pointed out that the elections rules did not have a provision for forcing an RC to vote in accordance with his region's wishes. He also pointed out that a reversal of this vote was unlikely to produce a different winner. Under Ross' scenario, had Mike actually reported the R12 vote accurately, it would have forced a decision by Bob Satti to break the tie for second place between Dallas Hinton and me, and then a runoff between David and the survivor in second place. Ross feels that David would have picked up one of the votes from the regions whose candidate was eliminated, thus giving him the majority he needed on the second round. As a Region 13 sysop, I'll certainly have no say in the upcoming Region 12 RC election... and I certainly have no authority over the Z1C Election Coordinator. However, as an "aggrieved party," I'll claim my traditional Fidonet right to add my two cents to the discussion :) Strangely, I've got no anger towards Mike O'Conner. All he took which may have been mine is a bit of fleeting "score." I believe that I'd have needed to carry at least one other region which went to David in order to mount a meaningful second round challenge. I FIDONEWS 16-29 Page 3 19 Jul 1999 almost sympathize with Mike... he was placed in an untenable position. The RCs were concerned about the consequences of a direct sysop election and retained their traditional control over the final results. Though they made a pledge to represent the will of their regions, is it so surprising that one of their rank yielded to the temptation of control at the last moment? Nor do I have a quarrel with the election coordinator. It was clear from the start that the RCs would have ultimate control over the final selection of the Z1C, and I doubt that the vote could or should be overturned now. I would argue instead that the RCs learn from this experience and apply it to the next election. Consider that the time has come for a direct count of the sysops' vote. Consider that the expected pandemonium and degeneration of the election process during the period when sysop voting was happening never materialized. Consider that the most significant breach of the election process, though it may have been well-meant, came from among your number. Consider that the representative method of voting had an unintended (and, as yet, unanalyzed) consequence: that some of the most interested and qualified sysops did not vote in this election. I'm referring mostly to the net coordinators who mostly seemed to suppress their own voice in favor of shepherding their net's vote. It seemed to me that most of the nets where detailed information was supplied were small nets, three and four nodes... so these net coordinators may have been as much as 25% of the eligible voters. I don't know if NCs counted themselves into the voting tally they reported, but I suspect that NCs suppressed their own vote when it would have overturned the results from the rest of their nodes. I have no way of proving this and I doubt that it materially affected the actual election results in the current election... but it can't be good to have as much as 25% of the electorate involved in the mechanics of the election. Finally, my condolences to David Moufarrege. You won this election convincingly, you ran a clean campaign, and you deserve to assume the Z1C position without the stigma which this election blemish will attach to you. It's unfair and deplorable, but some will use this to question the legitimacy of your election... to deny you your mandate. Some will forget, or choose to ignore, that you actually were the choice of the sysops in this election. I'd like to take this opportunity to remind them. Let's all not forget that this is the closest which Zone 1 has ever come to a direct sysop election for Z1C. Though it may not have been perfect, the election was a success in that the sysops of Zone 1 had a real voice in the ZC selection. ----------------------------------------------------------------- FIDONEWS 16-29 Page 4 19 Jul 1999 ================================================================= ARTICLES ================================================================= Fidonet Via Internet Hubs Node# | Operator | Facilities (*) | Speed | Basic Rate -----------+-------------------+----------------+-------+------------ Zone 1 | 10/3 | Brenda Donovabn | FTP,UUE,BinkP | T1? | $??/$10 12/12 | Ken Wilson | FTP | T1 | $24mo. 13/25 | Jim Balcom | FTP | 56k | $20mo. 103/301 | Joe Jared | BinkP | aDSL | n/c 105/8 | Russ Johnson | FTP,BinkP,VMoT | 384k | n/c 106/1 | Matt Bedynek | BinkP, FTP | 128k | n/c 106/6018 | Lawrence Garvin | FTP, VMoT | 64k | $5/mo. 107/451 | Andy Knifel | FTP, VMoT, UUE | 33.6 | n/c 140/12 | Bob Seaborn | FTP | T1 | $5/$20 2424/101 | Kari Suomela | BinkP | ??? | n/c 270/101 | George Peace | FTP | T1 | $30mo. 271/140 | Tom Barstow | UUE | T1 | n/c 275/1 | Joshua Ecklund | UUE | 28.8 | $10/yr 280/169 | Brian Greenstreet | FTP | 33.6 | $2mo. 342/3 | Richard Dodsworth | BinkP | ??? | n/c 345/0 | Todd Cochrane | FTP | T1 | n/c 346/250 | Aran Spence | FTP,UUE | T1 | $10mo. 396/1 | John Souvestre | FTP,VMoT | T1 | $15mo. 396/45 | Marc Lewis | UUE | 33.6 | $26/yr 2401/305 | Peter Rocca | FTP,UUE | T1 | unkn 2424/10 | Alec Grynspan | FTP,UUE | T1 | n/c 2604/104 | Jim Mclaughlin | FTP,VMoT,UUE | 33.6 | $1mo. 2613/404 | David Moufarrege | BinkP,FTP,VMoT | 128k+ | n/c 2624/306 | D. Calafrancesco | VMoT | 33.6 | $15yr. 3632/84 | Robert Todd | BinkP | ??? | n/c 3651/9 | Jerry Gause | FTP,VMoT | 33.6 | $3/$6 -------------------------------------------------------------- Zone 2 | 20/11 | Henrik Lindhe | BinkP | ??? | n/c 23/999 | Michael Kaaber | BinkP | ??? | n/c 31/1 | Gabriel Plutzar | BinkP | ??? | n/c 221/360 | Tommi Koivula | BinkP | ??? | n/c 246/2098 | Volker Imre | BinkP | ??? | n/c 252/300 | Sean Rima | BinkP, UUE, FTP| 128k | n/c 254/175 | Alex Kemp | UUE | 56k | n/c 284/800 | Jeroen VanDeLeur | FTP,UUE | 64k | n/c 292/2003 | Eric Vaneberck | BinkP | ??? | n/c 301/1 | Peter Witschi | BinkP | ??? | n/c 332/807 | Roberto Mascolo | BinkP | ??? | n/c 335/535 | Mario Mure | VMoT,UUE | 64k | n/c 335/610 | Gino Lucrezi | UUE | 33.6 | n/c 344/201 | Julio Garcia | BinkP | ??? | n/c 382/100 | Sinisa Burina | BinkP | ??? | n/c 406/555 | Marius Kaizerman | BinkP | ??? | n/c 406/555 | Ofir Michaeli & | BinkP | ??? | n/c 423/81 | Milos Bajer | BinkP | ??? | n/c FIDONEWS 16-29 Page 5 19 Jul 1999 465/204 | Va Milushnikov | BinkP | ??? | n/c 469/84 | Max Masyutin | VMoT | 256k | n/c 480/112 | Adam Sarapata | BinkP | ??? | n/c 2411/413 | Dennis Dittrich | UUE | 64k | n/c 2474/275 | Christian Emig | UUE | 64k | unkn 5030/115 | Andrey Podkolzin | BinkP | ??? | n/c 5100/8 | Egons Bush | BinkP | ??? | n/c 5020/1159 | Gennady Kudryashoff | UUE | 33.6 | n/c -------------------------------------------------------------- Zone 3 633/260 | Malcolm Miles | FTP,BinkP | 64K | n/c 640/954 | Rick Van Ruth | FTP,VMot,UUE,BinkP| 56K| n/c 774/605 | Barry Blackford | BinkP | ??? | n/c -------------------------------------------------------------- Zone 4 905/100 | Fabian Gervan | VMoT, UUE | ??? | n/c 902/18 | Javier Tejedor | UUE | 33,6 | n/c -- * FTP = Internet File Transfer Protocol * VMoT = Virtual Mailer over Telnet (various) * UUE = uuencode<->email type transfers * BinkP = front end mailer for TCPIP networks Please send updates, corrections and suggestions to Joe Jared, 1:103/301, joejared@fidonews.webworldinc.com, and complaints to jarhead@fidonews.webworldinc.com. ----------------------------------------------------------------- NAB & Z1B Echo Diff by Lisa Gronke, 1:105/9 lisa@psg.com diff backbone.na (04-Jul-99) backbone.z1b (04-Jul-99) [edited] Echos on the NAB but not on the Z1B ----------------------------------- 60S_70S_PROGROCK 60's/70's Progressive Rock Music Echo AIDS-HIV AIDS & HIV ALASKA GENERAL CHAT FOR ALASKA AMIGA_FILEFIND Filefind Echo for AMIGA computers AMIGA_INT Amiga Worldwide AMY_COMMS International Amiga Telecommunications ARIZONA GENERAL CHAT FOR ARIZONA ARKANSAS_ GENERAL CHAT FOR ARKANSAS ASL American Sign Language Echo ATHEISM Intra-atheist education and discussion echo. CALIFORNIA GENERAL CHAT FOR CALIFORNIA COLORADO GENERAL CHAT FOR COLORADO CONFED_HERITAGE Confederate Heritage CONNECTICUT GENERAL CHAT FOR CONNECTICUT DELAWARE GENERAL CHAT FOR DELAWARE FIDONEWS 16-29 Page 6 19 Jul 1999 DELPHI Borland Delphi Developers' Echo EC_SUPPORT Ezycom BBS Support for Sysop's EQUUS HORSE DISCUSSION ECHO FLORIDA GENERAL CHAT FOR FLORIDA GEORGIA GENERAL CHAT FOR GEORGIA HAM_REQ Amateur Radio File Announcements & Requests HAWAII GENERAL CHAT FOR HAWAII I95 Cruising Interstate 95 IDAHO GENERAL CHAT FOR IDAHO ILLINOIS GENERAL CHAT FOR ILLINOIS INDIANA GENERAL CHAT FOR INDIANA IOWA GENERAL CHAT FOR IOWA KANSAS GENERAL CHAT FOR KANSAS KENTUCKY GENERAL CHAT FOR KENTUCKY LOUISIANA GENERAL CHAT FOR LOUISIANA MAINE GENERAL CHAT FOR MAINE MARYLAND GENERAL CHAT FOR MARYLAND MASSACHUSETTS GENERAL CHAT FOR MASSACHUSETTS MEXICAN_LINK Mexico's International Link (Multilingual) MILITARY Military General Conference for all services. MINNESOTA GENERAL CHAT FOR MINNESOTA MISSISSIPPI GENERAL CHAT FOR MISSISSIPPI MISSOURI GENERAL CHAT FOR MISSOURI MLM Multi-Level Marketing conference MONTANA GENERAL CHAT FOR MONTANA M_GRIPE Gripe: The Mother of All Echos NATURIST Naturist/nudist discussion NAVY U.S. Navy Support Echo Conference NEBRASKA GENERAL CHAT FOR NEBRASKA NEVADA GENERAL CHAT FOR NEVADA NEW_HAMPSHIRE GENERAL CHAT FOR NEW HAMPSHIRE NEW_JERSEY GENERAL CHAT FOR NEW JERSEY NEW_MEXICO GENERAL CHAT FOR NEW MEXICO NEW_YORK GENERAL CHAT FOR NEW YORK NORTH_DAKOTA GENERAL CHAT FOR NORTH DAKOTA OHIO GENERAL CHAT FOR OHIO OJ_SIMPSON O.J. Simpson discussion OREGON GENERAL CHAT FOR OREGON PARROTS PARROTS CONFERENCE PAUL_REVERE The Paul Revere 2AM Grassroots Conference PCWRITE PCWrite and Multi-Platform Computing RCM Radio Control Model II RHODE_ISLAND GENERAL CHAT FOR RHODE ISLAND SET Setian Discussions (Formerly "Base of Set") SOUTH_CAROLINA GENERAL CHAT FOR SOUTH CAROLINA SOUTH_DAKOTA GENERAL CHAT FOR SOUTH DAKOTA SUPERBBS SuperBBS Support Echo TENNESSEE GENERAL CHAT FOR TENNESSEE THEIST_WATCH American Atheist Watch on Religious Shenanigans TRADEWARS Conference for Discussion of the Game Tradewars UTAH GENERAL CHAT FOR UTAH VERMONT GENERAL CHAT FOR VERMONT VIN_MAISON The Wine Lovers Echo! Vinting, Tasting & Sharing VIRGINIA GENERAL CHAT FOR VIRGINIA WASHINGTON GENERAL CHAT FOR WASHINGTON WEST_VIRGINIA GENERAL CHAT FOR WEST VIRGINIA FIDONEWS 16-29 Page 7 19 Jul 1999 WISCONSIN GENERAL CHAT FOR WISCONSIN WYOMING GENERAL CHAT FOR WYOMING Z1-ELECTION Alternate Z1C Election discussion area Echos on the Z1B but not on the NAB ----------------------------------- None The NAB list, backbone.na (04-Jul-99) has 798 echos. The Z1B list, backbone.z1b (04-Jul-99) has 724 echos. ======================================================= ----------------------------------------------------------------- North American Backbone Echo Changes [Mar-Apr] by Lisa Gronke, 1:105/9 lisa@psg.com Summary of NAB echo changes during Mar & Apr. Brought to you courtesy of (unix) diff. diff backbone.na 07-Mar-99 backbone.na 02-May-99 [edited]. Added to the NAB list of echos ------------------------------ > ALASKA GENERAL CHAT FOR ALASKA > ARIZONA GENERAL CHAT FOR ARIZONA > ARKANSAS_ GENERAL CHAT FOR ARKANSAS > BBBS.ENGLISH The International BBBS Support Echo > CALIFORNIA GENERAL CHAT FOR CALIFORNIA > COLORADO GENERAL CHAT FOR COLORADO > CONNECTICUT GENERAL CHAT FOR CONNECTICUT > DDS_ECHO DDS FDN Administrative Echo > DELAWARE GENERAL CHAT FOR DELAWARE > EBAY_CHAT A place to discuss EBAY buys and sells > FIDO_DISTRIBUTION Echomail Distribution System Discussions > FLORIDA GENERAL CHAT FOR FLORIDA > GEORGIA GENERAL CHAT FOR GEORGIA > HAWAII GENERAL CHAT FOR HAWAII > IDAHO GENERAL CHAT FOR IDAHO > ILLINOIS GENERAL CHAT FOR ILLINOIS > INDIANA GENERAL CHAT FOR INDIANA > IOWA GENERAL CHAT FOR IOWA > KANSAS GENERAL CHAT FOR KANSAS > KENTUCKY GENERAL CHAT FOR KENTUCKY > KOSOVO Discussions about the events in Kosovo > LOUISIANA GENERAL CHAT FOR LOUISIANA > MAINE GENERAL CHAT FOR MAINE > MARYLAND GENERAL CHAT FOR MARYLAND > MASSACHUSETTS GENERAL CHAT FOR MASSACHUSETTS > MINNESOTA GENERAL CHAT FOR MINNESOTA > MISSISSIPPI GENERAL CHAT FOR MISSISSIPPI > MISSOURI GENERAL CHAT FOR MISSOURI > MONTANA GENERAL CHAT FOR MONTANA FIDONEWS 16-29 Page 8 19 Jul 1999 > NEBRASKA GENERAL CHAT FOR NEBRASKA > NEVADA GENERAL CHAT FOR NEVADA > NEW_HAMPSHIRE GENERAL CHAT FOR NEW HAMPSHIRE > NEW_JERSEY GENERAL CHAT FOR NEW JERSEY > NEW_MEXICO GENERAL CHAT FOR NEW MEXICO > NEW_YORK GENERAL CHAT FOR NEW YORK > NORTH_DAKOTA GENERAL CHAT FOR NORTH DAKOTA > OHIO GENERAL CHAT FOR OHIO > OREGON GENERAL CHAT FOR OREGON > RHODE_ISLAND GENERAL CHAT FOR RHODE ISLAND > SOUTH_CAROLINA GENERAL CHAT FOR SOUTH CAROLINA > SOUTH_DAKOTA GENERAL CHAT FOR SOUTH DAKOTA > TENNESSEE GENERAL CHAT FOR TENNESSEE > UTAH GENERAL CHAT FOR UTAH > VERMONT GENERAL CHAT FOR VERMONT > VIRGINIA GENERAL CHAT FOR VIRGINIA > WASHINGTON GENERAL CHAT FOR WASHINGTON > WEBTV WEBTV > WEST_VIRGINIA GENERAL CHAT FOR WEST VIRGINIA > WISCONSIN GENERAL CHAT FOR WISCONSIN > WYOMING GENERAL CHAT FOR WYOMING > ZCC_SUNSHINE Crosspost msgs from ZCC-closed-conference Removed from the NAB list of echos ---------------------------------- < FIDO2000 FidoNet 2000 Conference < FIDOWEB FidoNet Web Page Conference < GOLDED.BETA GoldED Alpha, Beta, Gamma discussion. < INET_NODELIST FidoNet Nodelisting of Internet Sites < WIN99 Echo for the discussion of Windows 99 software ----------------------------------------------------------------- o There are 795 echos in backbone.na [02-May-99] (up 46) North American Backbone Echo Changes [May-Jun] by Lisa Gronke, 1:105/9 lisa@psg.com Summary of NAB echo changes during May & Jun. Brought to you courtesy of (unix) diff. diff backbone.na 02-May-99 backbone.na 04-Jul-99 [edited]. Added to the NAB list of echos ------------------------------ > ER Er Hit TV Show > FIDOTEST Fidonet TEST echo and malfunction conference > FTN_INTERNET FTN Internet Discussion > HWDEBATE Computer hardware debate > HWECHO Computer hardware discussions > MILLENNIUM Millennium TV show discussions > REGIONS REGIONS echo > SUPER-BASTARD Super Bastards Echo > Z1-ELECTION Alternate Z1C Election discussion area FIDONEWS 16-29 Page 9 19 Jul 1999 Removed from the NAB list of echos ---------------------------------- < A_THEIST A_Theist - State/church separation < BURL Serialized Electronic Novels < CARPENTERS Fans of Karen & Richard Carpenter & their music < EBAY_CHAT A place to discuss EBAY buys and sells < GENEALOGY.CDN Canadian Genealogy < WIN.SYSOP Windows-Based BBS Software Support ----------------------------------------------------------------- o There are 798 echos in backbone.na [04-Jul-99] (up 3) ----------------------------------------------------------------- Z1 Backbone Echo Changes [Mar-Apr] by Lisa Gronke, 1:105/9 lisa@psg.com Summary of Z1B echo changes during Mar & Apr. Brought to you courtesy of (unix) diff. diff backbone.z1b 07-Mar-99 backbone.z1b 02-May-99 [edited]. Added to the Z1B list of echos ------------------------------ > BBBS.ENGLISH The International BBBS Support Echo > DDS_ECHO DDS FDN Administrative Echo > EBAY_CHAT A place to discuss EBAY buys and sells! > FIDO_DISTRIBUTION FidoNet Echomail Distribution System Discussions > KOSOVO Discussions about the events in Kosovo > WEBTV WEBTV > WIN2000 Windows 2000 Echo > ZCC_SUNSHINE Crosspost msgs from ZCC-closed-conference Removed from the Z1B list of echos ---------------------------------- < FIDO2000 FidoNet 2000 Conference < FIDOWEB FidoNet Web Page Conference < GOLDED.BETA GoldED Alpha, Beta, Gamma discussion. ----------------------------------------------------------------- o There are 748 echos in backbone.z1b [02-May-99] (up 5) Z1 Backbone Echo Changes [May-Jun] by Lisa Gronke, 1:105/9 lisa@psg.com Summary of Z1B echo changes during May & Jun. Brought to you courtesy of (unix) diff. diff backbone.z1b 02-May-99 backbone.z1b 04-Jul-99 [edited]. Added to the Z1B list of echos FIDONEWS 16-29 Page 10 19 Jul 1999 ------------------------------ > ER Er Hit TV Show > FIDOTEST Fidonet TEST echo and malfunction conference > FTN_INTERNET FTN Internet Discussion > HWDEBATE Computer hardware debate > HWECHO Computer hardware discussions > MILLENNIUM Millennium TV show discussions > REGIONS REGIONS echo. > SUPER-BASTARD Super Bastards Echo Removed from the Z1B list of echos ---------------------------------- < 60S_70S_PROGROCK 60's/70's Progressive Rock Music Echo < AIDS-HIV AIDS & HIV < AMIGA_FILEFIND Filefind Echo for AMIGA computers < AMIGA_INT Amiga Worldwide < AMY_COMMS International Amiga Telecommunications < ASL American Sign Language Echo < ATHEISM Intra-atheist education and discussion echo. < A_THEIST A_Theist - State/church separation < BURL Serialized Electronic Novels < CARPENTERS Fans of Karen & Richard Carpenter & their music < CONFED_HERITAGE Confederate Heritage < DELPHI Borland Delphi Developers' Echo < EBAY_CHAT A place to discuss EBAY buys and sells! < EC_SUPPORT Ezycom BBS Support for Sysop's < GENEALOGY.CDN Canadian Genealogy < HAM_REQ Amateur Radio File Announcements & Requests < I95 Cruising Interstate 95 < MEXICAN_LINK Mexico's International Link (Multilingual) < MILITARY Military General Conference for all services. < MLM Multi-Level Marketing conference < M_GRIPE Gripe: The Mother of All Echos < NATURIST Naturist/nudist discussion < NAVY U.S. Navy Support Echo Conference < PAUL_REVERE The Paul Revere 2AM Grassroots Conference < PCWRITE PCWrite and Multi-Platform Computing < RCM Radio Control Model II < SET Setian Discussions (Formerly "Base of Set") < SUPERBBS SuperBBS Support Echo < THEIST_WATCH American Atheist Watch on Religious Shenanigans < TRADEWARS Conference for Discussion of the Game Tradewars < VIN_MAISON The Wine Lovers Echo! < WIN.SYSOP Windows-Based BBS Software Support ----------------------------------------------------------------- o There are 724 echos in backbone.z1b [04-Jul-99] (down 24) ----------------------------------------------------------------- FIDONEWS 16-29 Page 11 19 Jul 1999 ================================================================= COLUMNS ================================================================= . -- -- -- -- -- ECHO TALK -- -- -- -- -- . | Food for thought from Fido's echomail. | | Purloined without permission by D Myers | ` -- -- -- -- -- -- - -- -- -- -- -- -- ' This week's "contribution" is taken from a message by Roy Witt in the SUPER-BITCH echo. Roy retaliates for "Why women love cucumbers better than men" in this expose on Why men love motercycles better than women. 1. Motorcycles don't put on weight. 2. Motorcycles come with an instruction manual. 3. All you have to do is turn a key to turn one on. 4. With age, bikes become classics, women just get old and fat. 5. Motorcycles don't care if you have more than one bike. 6. New paint is cheaper than a face lift. 7. Just trade in when bored with it. 8. Only have to mess with fluids every 3000 miles, not monthly. 9. Bikes have no creepy friends who hate men. 10. The bike is always there for you. 11. Motorcycles don't mind if you ride another one. 12. Motorcycles look good 24/7. 13. Bikes don't have facial hair. 14. Bikes don't need their fork legs shaved every day. 15. Motorcycles are ready to ride all the time. 16. Motorcycles don't look like their mothers in five years. 17. Or act like them. 18. Gas is cheaper than dinner and a movie. 19. Bikes don't look around. 20. Bikes like to go fast. 21. Motorcycles don't play mind games. 22. A bike will flat ass kill you, not drag it out in marriage. 23. A bike has gauges so you tell can what it's doing. 24. Motorcycles don't retain water and get bitchy. 25. Bikes don't care how loud the music is. 26. Bikes don't talk back. 27. Motorcycles are not interested in families. 28. Bikes don't get into religion, ever. 29. Motorcycles don't hog the bath room in the morning. 30. Bikes don't need make-up to look good. 31. Motorcycles don't care if your socks don't match. 32. When a bike backfires, it's only noise. 33. Bikes never mistrust your judgement. ----------------------------------------------------------------- FIDONEWS 16-29 Page 12 19 Jul 1999 ================================================================= COMIX IN ASCII ================================================================= Victory Party after Z1C(ow) Election (*) (*) (__) ^ ^ (__) (oo) | | | @(oo)@ [..] | = | [..]@@ \ | U (-) | | | | (-) U @@@ || ==<_\=====/_|______=_____|=|____________=__|____\====/_>== ||@ || ) |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ( || ||___)==||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||==(___|| |\====| |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |====/| | \ | | | | / | = * = = = = * = ----------------------------------------------------------------- FIDONEWS 16-29 Page 13 19 Jul 1999 ================================================================= NOTICES ================================================================= Future History 24 Jul 1999 XIII Pan American Games [through 8 Aug 99]. 10 Sep 1999 10th anniversary of Zone 5 operations. 26 Oct 1999 Thirty years from release Abbey Road album by the Beatles. 31 Dec 1999 Hogmanay, Scotland. The New Year that can't be missed. 1 Jan 2000 The 20th Century, C.E., is still taking place thru 31 Dec. 1 Jun 2000 EXPO 2000 World Exposition in Hannover (Germany) opens. 15 Sep 2000 Sydney (Australia) Summer Olympiad opens. 21 Sep 2000 10 years of FidoNet in +7 (xUSSR) 1 Jan 2001 This is the actual start of the new millennium, C.E. -- If YOU have something which you would like to see in this Future History, please send a note to the FidoNews Editor. ----------------------------------------------------------------- FIDONEWS 16-29 Page 14 19 Jul 1999 ================================================================= FIDONET BY INTERNET ================================================================= This is a list of all FidoNet-related sites reported to the FidoNews Editor as of this issue; see the notice at the end. FidoNet: Homepage http://www.fidonet.org FidoNews http://www.fidonews.org [HTML] http://209.77.228.66/fidonews.html [ASCII] WWW sources http://travel.to/fidonet/ FTSC page http://www.ftsc.org/ Echomail [pending] General http://owls.com/~jerrys/fidonet.html List servers: http://www.onelist.com/subscribe.cgi/fidonet-discussion ============ Zone 1: http://www.z1.fidonet.org Region 10: http://www.psnw.com/~net205/region10.html Region 11: http://oeonline.com/~garyg/region11/ Region 13: http://www.net264.org/r13.htm Net 264: http://www.net264.org/ Region 14: Net 282: http://www.rxn.com/~net282/ Region 17: http://www.nwstar.com/~region17/ Region 18: http://techshop.pdn.net/fido/ Region 19: http://members.home.net/hbh3/r19 Zone 1 Elist http://www.baltimoremd.com/elist/ ============ Zone 2: http://www.z2.fidonet.org Region 20: http://www.fidonet.pp.se (in Swedish) Region 24: http://www.swb.de/personal/flop/gatebau.html (German) Fido-IP: http://home.nrh.de/fido (English/German) Region 25: http://www.bsnet.co.uk/net2502/net/ Region 26: http://www.nemesis.ie REC 26: http://www.nrgsys.com/orb FIDONEWS 16-29 Page 15 19 Jul 1999 Region 27: http://telematique.org/ft/r27.htm Region 29: http://www.rtfm.be/fidonet/ (French) Region 30: http://www.fidonet.ch (German) Region 34: http://www.pobox.com/cnb/r34.htm (Spanish) REC34: http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/4552/ Region 36: http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/7207/ Region 38: http://public.st.carnet.hr/~blagi/bbs/adriam.html Region 41: http://www.fidonet.gr (Greek/English) Region 42: http://www.fido.cz Region 50: http://www.fido7.com/ (Russian) Net 5015: http://www.fido.nnov.ru/ (Russian) Net 5030: http://kenga.ru/fido/ (Russian & English) Net 5085: http://www.fidonet.uz/ (Russian) ============ Zone 3: http://www.z3.fidonet.org ============ Zone 4: Net 904: http://members.tripod.com/~net904 (Spanish) ============ Zone 5: http://www.eastcape.co.za/fidonet/ ============ Zone 6: http://www.z6.fidonet.org Region 65: http://www.cfido.com/fidonet/cfidochina.html (Chinese) ============ Pages listed above are as submitted to the FidoNews Editor, and generally reflect Zone and Regional Web Page sites. 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TCP/IP accessible node access information should be submitted to the FidoNews Editor for inclusion in their Region or Zone. -----------oOo------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------- FIDONEWS 16-29 Page 16 19 Jul 1999 ================================================================= FIDONEWS INFORMATION ================================================================= ------- FIDONEWS MASTHEAD AND CONTACT INFORMATION ------- Editor: Henk Wolsink Editors Emeriti: Tom Jennings, Thom Henderson, Dale Lovell, Vince Perriello, Tim Pozar, Sylvia Maxwell, Donald Tees, Christopher Baker, Zorch Frezberg "FidoNews Editor" FidoNet 5:5/23 BBS +27-41-581-5913, 2400/9600/V34 more addresses: Henk Wolsink -- 5:7104/2, hwolsink@catpe.alt.za (Postal Service mailing address) FidoNews Editor P.O. 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