HTML_FOOTER "</div></body><\html>"
HTML_B-LOG_HEADER ""
HTML_B-LOG_FOOTER "<a href=\"/~de_alchmst/b-logs\">b-logs</a>\n" +\
                  "<a href=\"/~de_alchmst\">home</a>\n" +\
                  "<a href=\"/\">ctrl-c.club</a>\n"

HTML_CROSSROAD_FOOTER "</ol></div>"

GEMTEXT_B-LOG_HEADER ""
GEMTEXT_B-LOG_FOOTER "=> /~de_alchmst/b-logs/ b-logs\n" + \
                     "=> /~de_alchmst/ home\n" + \
                     "=> / ctrl-c.club"

GEMTEXT_CROSSROAD_FOOTER "----------------------------\n" + \
                         "=> /~de_alchmst/ home\n" + \
                         "=> / ctrl-c.club"

CONSTRUCTION " _____________________________________\n" + \
             "/ Construction is eternal. Return one \\\n" + \
             "| eternity later and I shall give you |\n" +\
             "\\ what you seek.                      /\n" + \
             " -------------------------------------\n" + \
             "          \\      (__)\n" + \
             "           \\     /oo|\n" + \
             "            \\   (_\"_)*+++++++++*\n" + \
             "                   //I#\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\I\\\n" + \
             "                   I[I|I|||||I I `\n" + \
             "                   I`I'///'' I I\n" + \
             "                   I I       I I\n" + \
             "                   ~ ~       ~ ~\n" + \
             "                     Scowleton"

FORTUNE `fortune`.strip

CLUBSMATE_WEB    "<a href=\"/~||CLUBSMATE||\">||CLUBSMATE||</a>"
CLUBSMATE_GEMINI "=> /~||CLUBSMATE|| ||CLUBSMATE||"
CLUBSMATE        `#{SELF_DIR}/get-clubsmate.rb`

COLOR x = "#"; 6.times {x += (rand * 15.99999).floor.to_s(16).upcase}; x

WEB_NEWS x = `cat /home/de_alchmst/site-news`.partition "\n"; \
            "<a href=\"#{x[0]}.html\">#{x[2]}</a>"
GEMINI_NEWS x = `cat /home/de_alchmst/site-news`.partition "\n"; \
            "=> #{x[0]}.gmi #{x[2]}"