“Hey! I heard the screen door slam! Could you check the front porch?”
“Who would be here at … 4:00 am‽”
“Probably an Amazon delivery. I ordered a white noise machine last night.”
“Seriously?”
“Just go look!”
“Hmm … whoa! Lovely! They left the package right on the door step. Sorry about stepping on it. And yes, it's from Amazon.”
“It arrived! My white noise machine!”
“When did you say you ordered it?”
“9:00 pm. They said it would arrive shortly.”
“That's insane!”
“That's Amazon.”