“If you would have asked me who sang that, I wouldn't have been able to answer.”
“Wow! Captain and Tennille! That takes me back.”
“Me too.”
“Do you want to know what else the Captain and Tennille reminds me of?”
“What?”
“The Bionic Watermelon.”
“What?”
“The Bionic Watermelon [1].”
“You are weird, sir.”