“Oh! You know who that is, right?”
“A very bad Elvis impersonator.”
“No! It's Dean Martin.”
“Really? I didn't know the Mad Magazine artist had a singing career as a bad Elvis impersonator.”
“It was first recorded in 1948 by Doye O'Dell—”
“He too, was probably a bad Elvis impersonator.”
“And the following year by Ernest Tubb, Hugo Winterhalter, and Russ Morgan.”
“All bad Elvis impersonators! All of them!”
“Elvis didn't even record it until 1957!”
“They were just early with their Elvis impersonations.”
“Sigh.”