I appear to have ths knack for getting odd Chinese fortune cookie fortunes. I've yet to get the “Help! I'm trapped in a Chinese fortune cookie factory!” but this is darned close:
[Fortune cookie says: “Come back later… I am sleeping. (yes, cookies need their sleep, too)”] Philip, we need to talk about your sleeping on the job here at the Fortune Cookie Factory … ” [1]
At least this time it wasn't in French [2].
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