Bunny and I visited the Western North Carolina Farmers Market [1] in Asheville [2]. Pumpkins were everywhere, but then there was this one:
[Picture of a pumpkin with that look like very scary cancerous growths all over it] “Tetsuooooooooooooooooooo!” [3]
No need to carve that pumpkin; any spirits seeing this will flee away, screaming.
[1] https://www.ncagr.gov/markets/facilities/markets/asheville/index.htm
[2] https://www.asheville.com/