Extreme bathrooms, Brevard NC edition

So, the bathroom in our suite at The Bromfield Inn [1]. The only time I've seen as large a bathroom was at the house of John the paper millionaire of a dotcom [2]. The entrance:

[An arched entry into the changing rooms, then an arch into the bathroom, of which you only see very little.] It's a portal into another dimension, a dimension of bathing. [3]

Okay, it's the entrance to the changing rooms and then the bathroom. What you can't see is just how large it is.

Here's the vanity from the entry:

[A vanity with his and her sinks, beyond is the bathtub.] I really need a fisheye lens to get the scale of this place. [4]

And the reverse shot, with me standing in the bathtub in an attempt to get back far enough to get a picture:

[The vanity from the other side, you can see a small desk just for makeup] Seriously, I'm having trouble getting everything in. [5]

And because I've yet to fit it all in, the bathtub:

[A tub quite possibly large enough for two.] I wonder if the painting leads to Narnia? [6]

But in addition to the his-and-her vanity, the bathtub built for two, and the makeup desk, we have the shower and watercloset!

[From left to right, in the back corner of the bathroom, the bathtub, the shower and the watercloset.] My God! Will this bathroom ever end? [7]

And again, I have to stand in the bathtub to get this shot of the shower. I think it's mandatory for bed-and-breakfasts here in Brevard to have multiple shower heads [8]. I'm not complaining; neither is Bunny.

[A show stall with two shower heads.] Two shower heads is still sweet. [9]

And finally, we have the water closet with a piece of equipment I've only heard of and until now, have never actually seen one:

[On the left a toilet, and on the right, a bidet.] The bidet … only slightly less mysterious than the three clam shells. [10]

A bidet!

I did not realize just how high that shoots water. Just letting you know.

And that ends our tour of the cavernous bathroom in our suite.

[The view from the bathroom back into the main suite.] And there, in the distance, is the bed in its normal habitat … [11]

Seriously, the bathroom is about the size of our family room back at Chez Boca. It may even have its own area code. I may have to ask about that …

Update on Friday, November 4^th, 2022

Our unfortunate review of The Bromfield Inn [12]

[1] https://thebromfieldinn.com/

[2] /boston/2000/04/29.2

[3] /boston/2022/10/24/Entrance.jpg

[4] /boston/2022/10/24/Vanity1.jpg

[5] /boston/2022/10/24/Vanity2.jpg

[6] /boston/2022/10/24/Bath.jpg

[7] /boston/2022/10/24/Waterworks.jpg

[8] /boston/2014/11/01.2

[9] /boston/2022/10/24/Shower.jpg

[10] /boston/2022/10/24/Bidet.jpg

[11] /boston/2022/10/24/Exit.jpg

[12] /boston/2022/11/04.1

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