I finished my lunch of a sub sandwich when I notice a message printed on the wrapper in not-so-small print:
[A sub sandwich wrapper with “DO NOT EAT THIS WRAPPER” printed on it.] I'll admit, the sub was good, but not so good as to keep eating everything in sight. [1]
I have no words.
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