“I was worried we wouldn't get any Christmas cards this year.”
“I see we got one from Peggy, and … our neighbor across the street actually sent his card through the mail?”
“Yes.”
“He spent 58¢ for a stamp when he could have just walked across the street and put it in our mailbox?”
“Yes. That's the way it's supposed to be.”
“Across the street?”
“Yes. I'm doing the same.”
“You are wierd, sir.”
“Pththththththththth!”