“There! Your flu shot is over with. That wasn't so bad, was it?”
“What? You didn't hear my blood-curdling screams?”
“No.”
“Hrm. They must have good sound-proofing in the stabity-stab room.”
“I bet it didn't hurt at all. I didn't feel it when I got my flu shot.”
“It was the pain of a thousand suns searing through my skin.”
“That was just the alcohol wipe.”