“Tim Hortons? I thought that was a Canadian chain!”
“It is, but the border to Canada is just over there, to the south.”
“South? Isn't Canada north of the US (United States)?”
“Mostly, except for Detroit, which darts out over Winsor, Canada.”
[Picture of a chocolate glazed Tim Horton donut] Ignore the less than perfect glaze over the donut—that was due to my man-handling the donut to get a less-than-worthy Instagram picture. [1]
“You know, these donuts don't live up to the hype. They're just okay.”
“Yeah.”
“I think I prefer the donuts from Publix.”
“Don't let them hear you say that—we may not get out of Michigan alive.”
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