Bunny and I stopped at The Girls Strawberry U-Pick Ice Creme Shop and Animal Petting Farm [1] again (don't judge us! You'd do the same!) and this time we took a stroll out back of the shop. While one should always be wary of the Spanish Inquisition [2] I did not expect this:
[A human-sized statue of an Easter Island moai.] “What? You expect me to say something like ‘Ooom poppa chikamaga wana sing gow / Do lomma sinnigama mana ching jow / Inimana choogamaga wana sing gee / Finimana foonimana one is now free?’ Wrong culture dude!” [3]
It was a lot smaller than I expected. And you can buy these things? How expsensive was it to ship it all the way from Easter Island [4]?
[1] http://www.thegirlsstrawberryupick.com/
[2] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cj8n4MfhjUc&t=42s
[3] /boston/2021/05/11/moai.jpg
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