This is silly. The DSL (Digital Subscriber Line) is down. Again!
And the first available apppointment is the 15^TH.
On top of this, we've already burned through our initial cell phone data plan with the Oligarchist Cell Phone Companies, and the updated cell phone plan with the Oligarchist Cell Phone Companies. We don't want the “unlimited data plan” because we (normally) don't need the “unlimited data plan” (and man, I found out the hard way that YouTube [1] burns through data plans like you wouldn't believe).
So now we're adding data to our cell phone data plan 1GB (Gigabyte) at a time … Grrrrrrrr …