The power at Chez Boca went out on Friday afternoon and didn't come back up until around noon today. It was a painful reminder of just how [DELETED-addicted-DELETED] dependent I am on the Internet and cat videos [1]. So to pass the time, I decided to go through my Dad's CD (Compact Disc) collection [2] that remain (that is, those that we kept because they might be good enough to keep and not thrown away because we coudn't sell them [3]).
On one of the CDs I listened to, I found the following text:
Tai Chi Way Regimen MusicÂ…> Return To Simplicity
(Warning: Due to the relaxing effect of the music, do not listen while driving, working, or participating in any kind of mechanical operation)
The Internet couldn't come back soon enough.