“We can send you updates and confirmations about our product and future products to your email address. Would you like to do this?”
“No.”
“Okay then. We can send you a follow-up email about our product you just received.”
“What? I just said ‘no’ to your previous question about email!”
“Great! Expect to see a follow-up email real soon now.”
“No! No! N—”
“Do you have any more questions?”
“—o!”
“Okay then. Thank you for using our product. Good-bye.'
“Wait!”