“When out from the fridge there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter”

“Oh no!”

“What happened?”

“All over the garage fridge!”

“What happ—oh!”

[A soda can exploded in the fridge. It was so excited about Santa Claus coming to town that it exploded in anticipation!] [1]

“Orange soda is everywhere!”

“Well, at least the pecans are now candied.”