Bunny and I made the trek out to Sevierville, TN [1] to visit Tennessee's largest flea market [2]. Overall, it was “meh” and nothing at all what we were expecting. I'm not sure what we were expecting, but what we found wasn't quite it.
But that's not to say it wasn't amusing, like this interesting gask mask:
[“Dude! I just turned this gas mask into a bong!” / “Dude!”] [3]
And just a few booths down from that, we hit a bookstore with both kinds of fuction, westerns and Amish:
[Mennonite fiction is just a bit outré for these folks.] [4]
And no, I am not making that bit about “both kinds of fiction” up—the clerk explicitly stated that as a direct quote. I did not handle any of the fiction, lest it burst into flames upon my touching it. The Amish theme kept going with this booth:
[There's a joke just trying to get out about “bitches-n-hoe's” but man does it feel sacrilegious to even think of it. Besides, what a weird combination for a store—hitches? Honey? Amish Jams? Actually, “Amish Jams” would be a cool name for an Amish rap group. Come on! Even Sweden has rap artists these days, so why not the Amish? I mean, besides Weird Al.] [5]
Yes, this booth would supply your trailer hitching and Amish honey and jam needs. Need I say more? Well, I could but I'm not sure if I should. And when did Tennessee become such a hotbed of Amish activity? Did I not get the memo? I must not have gotten the memo.
Just randomly, I saw several of these signs hanging from the ceiling:
[They turned down my application for a wombat. No reason given. Sigh.] [6]
At first, I thought that anyone wanting to buy an animal had to obtain permission from the office, so they could make sure the customer is capable of taking care of marmosets, sloths or whatever other livestock was being sold, but upon reflection, this sign could be a notice for the sellers, to make sure they aren't selling illegal wolverines, pangolins or alligators.
I also found amusing the number of booths selling cleaning products. We got accosted early on by one woman hawking a cleaning product. She mostly talked to Bunny, and every other word out of her mouth was “ma'am.” Every other sentance was “You can drink this stuff, but it wouldn't taste very good.” Nice to know, I guess (and it turned out, every cleaning product being hawked at the half dozen or so other booths were all “drinkable, but you wouldn't like the taste”). And I have no idea if the Amish would use such products.
[1] https://visitsevierville.com/
[2] https://greatsmokiesfleamarket.com/
[3] /boston/2019/06/14/Mask.jpg
[4] /boston/2019/06/14/Amish-fiction.jpg
[5] /boston/2019/06/14/Honeyhitch.jpg
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