“Woot!”
“What?”
“It's Opening Day!”
“What?”
“Opening Day!”
“What's that?”
“You don't know what Opening Day is?”
“No. Did J. C. Penney's open a new store?”
“No! You really don't know what Opening Day is, do you?”
“No.”
“Baseball! What else would it be?”
“Well, doesn't football, basketball, soccer or curling have an opening day?”
“No, it's only baseball. I'm surprised you didn't grok Opening Day.”
“You know the word ‘grok?’”
“Pththththththththththth!”