As long as I was making [1] The Electric King James Bible [2] available via Gopher [3], I thought I might as well adapt The Quick and Dirty B-Movie Plot Generator [4] to Gopher as well. It pretty much works the same [5] as the web version. Just reload the page for different plots and when you find one you like, you can just bookmark it.
[2] http://literature.conman.org/bible/
[3] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gopher_(protocol)
[4] http://boston.conman.org/cgi-bin/plotdriver.cgi