Have scissors, will shear

So I received this wonderful piece of spam today:

From: Richard Kalou <barristerjustinfrank@gmail.com>
To: undisclosed-recipients:;
Subject: I am Richard Kalou by Name,I have an important issue to shear with you So get back to me urgently through my email ( richardkalou77@gmail.com )
Date: Sat, 6 Oct 2018 17:28:34 +0000
>

And tht's it. No explanation. Just the subject line stating that Richard has an important issue involving sheep. Or alpacas, I think you shear those, right?

So Richard has an important issue with alpacas—llamas! You can also shear llamas! So it's an issue involving sheep, alpacas or harmonic llamas that I need to urgently write back to Richard.

The only thing is—I don't know how to shear!.

Sorry, Richard, I can't help you.

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