Bunny first proposed this trip several months ago and I was initiallty dubious. I mean, a trip to view barbershop quartets! I was reluctant to go, but Bunny assured me that I was under no threat of losing hair or limbs [1]. No, the only thing under threat was the ears [2].
We finally arrived [3] at the hotel [4]. As we were walking to our room, it seemed to me that barbershop quartets have shrunk over the years, but the lack of matching outfits, no singing and a definite lack of scissors meant that no, the people I was seeing were in fact Little People milling about. Too many to be conincidental and indeed, there really is a conference of Little People [5] scheduled at the same time and not some Lynchian nightmare.
At least, not yet.
[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barber_surgeon
[2] http://www.barbershop.org/orlando/
[4] https://www.hyatt.com/en-US/hotel/florida/hyatt-regency-orlando/mcoro