Right now it's all quiet outside, but I suspect that won't last the day.
So today, after you have read The Constitution [1], but before you hand over your beer and say, “Watch this!” please remember to be careful. I would hate for this to happen to you:
[Fireworks that exploded at ground level, with a capture that says, “Amateurs: There's a Reason Professionals Exist.”] [2]
[1] https://www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-white-house/the-constitution/
![[2] https://boston.conman.org/2010/07/04/amateurs.jpg](https://boston.conman.org/2010/07/04/amateurs.jpg){kind=link}