I never expected this to be a thing, but tortoise vs. hare [1], tortoise vs. hare [2] and tortoise vs. hare [3]. And each time, the result is the same.
No, really.
[1] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5QpfAUUxGc
[2] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrL9iYXGSX4