Oh, that safety kit [1]!
[In case of an emergency, this is here to make you feel like you are prepared.] [2]
Fellow cow-orker T came into my office, carrying the safety kit we all got. I have no recollection of ever receiving one, but sure enough, in the bottom drawer, underneath some unused boxes of office equipment and outdated HR (Human Resources) memos, was the titular safety kit.
[It's nice to be reminded that the safety kit, which comes in a sturdy white cardboard box, does indeed, contain a sturdy white cardboard box.] [3]
Which includes six packets of water, good until 2019 (we checked).
How about that?
[2] /boston/2015/10/28/safety-kit.jpg