♫The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin That's what I said♫
“What?”
♫The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand Or so I have read♫
“Wait a second … ”
♫My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo I like to sink her with my pink torpedo♫
“No! That can't be!”
♫Big bottom, big bottom Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em Big bottom, drive me out of my mind How could I leave this behind?♫
“My God! They're playing Spin̈al Tap [1] on the radio!”