So suddenly these started showing up in the Ft. Lauderdale Office Of The Corporation:
[I'm sure Human Resources has the best of intentions but we are not in need of telephone sanitizers.] [1]
It's bad enough with corporate password policies [2], but now hand sanitizer [3]?
Sigh.
Worse, this is stealth hand sanitizer! Oh, that contraption may look empty, but noooooooooooooooo! Pass your hand underneath it, and you'll get automatic hand sanitizer dispenser ejaculate all over your hands. Ick.
I'm still asking: how did we ever survive without it?
[1] /boston/2015/07/30/sanitizer.jpg
[3] http://time.com/96112/why-im-breaking-up-with-hand-sanitizer/
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