The Sunday Gamers (you know who you are) might like this—it's actually very easy (if a bit pricy) to travel [1] to Svalbard [2]! (who knew?) And it's modern! Hotels with hot and cold running water and fast Internet connections.
Oh, and if you live there, you **must** carry a gun [3]—it's the law.
[1] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFJ-ze2-SqU
[2] http://www.visitsvalbard.com/?id=741143270