At 3:00 PM, right in front of the Transylvania County Courthouse [1], a bunch of rabble rousers stood in the middle of the street and right then and there, started ranting about the government.
[The sheer gall of these revolutionaries airing their grievances in public! In front of the county courthouse no less!] [2] [3]
Stuff about intolerable taxes, a government that doesn't listen to its citizens, usurping the will of the Governors on a whim, giving foreign governments power over us, for waging unjust wars and other things that are outright trea—oh wait a second! Bunny just corrected me—they were reading The Declaration of Independence [4].
Oh.
How revolutionary!
[1] http://www.nccourts.org/County/Transylvania/Courthouse/
[2] /boston/2015/07/04/thumb-Declaration.jpg
[3] /boston/2015/07/04/Declaration.jpg
[4] http://www.archives.gov/exhibits/charters/declaration_transcript.html