Notes on an email about a barely overheard conversation at The Ft. Lauderdale Office of The Corporation

From: The Ft. Lauderdale Office Manager <XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX>
To: The Ft. Lauderdale Office of The Corporation <XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX>
Subject: Plumbing Work on 10th Floor
Date: Tue, 9 Jun 2015 15:30:13 -0500
> Hello Everyone,
Please excuse the loud rattling noise occurring at this moment. There is a backup in the plumbing fixtures above us and what you are hearing is the snake.
They are unable to stop the job due to the issue at hand can get much worse. We have asked the plumbers to be as diligent as possible and complete the work as soon as possible.
The noise can be heard more towards the North end, so please move if necessary.
Sorry for the inconvenience,…> The Ft. Lauderdale Office Manager

“AH, SO THAT EXPLAINS THE NOISE [1]!”

“WE'LL BE TESTING IN VAN NUYS? I THOUGHT IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE IN MURRAY HILL?”

“YOU SHOULD GO HOME IF YOU FEEL ILL!”

[1] /boston/2015/06/09.1

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