“Okay, I copied down the new password.”
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“Wait? I'm stuck with that password?”
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“Oh, I can't change the password for ten days. Then I can change it to something less obvious.”
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“Okay, fine. Now let me try logging into the site.”
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“No, I don't have Internet Explorer.”
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“No, I'm not running Windows 7, or any version of Windows for that matter.”
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“A Macintosh.”
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“No, really.”
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“No, I'm not running Google Chrome.”
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“Firefox.”
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“Is there a joke I didn't get?”