Telonephobics beware! For it is the Ides of April and the second inevitability of life [1] is upon us. But fear not if you lack health insurance and cannot afford $95 or 1% of your income (whatever is higher) since it is very easy to avoid paying the [DELETED-penalty-DELETED] tax:
**#4. Get beaten by your wife.** Required documentation: None > Official text reads: "You recently experienced domestic violence. Required documentation: None." > **Translation:** Get attacked by your wife. You may then apply for the exemption by simply stating “I am exempt because my wife beat me.” No documentation required.
Via Captain Capitalism [2], “Citizen Liberty: 17 Ways To Avoid The Obamacare Tax Penalty, Including Being Beaten By Your Wife [3]”
It doesn't surprise me that a 2,700 page bill that no Congresscritter read [4] and over 33,000 pages of regulations [5] (wow! Something longer than Atlas Shrugged [6]) would have egregious loopholes in it.
Really?
Sheesh.
[1] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_&_Taxes
[2] http://captaincapitalism.blogspot.com/2015/04/avoid-obamacare-by-
[3] http://www.citizenliberty.com/2015/04/17-ways-to-avoid-obamacare-tax-
[4] http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/obamacares-2700-pages-are-too-much-
[5] http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/fact-checker/post/how-many-pages-of