Ah, today's holiday. A celebration of the reanimation of a Jewish carpenter using Nordic symbols, named after a Germanic deity and involving sweets derived from Central American food. Ain't modern life wonderful?
As for me, I'm spending the day reading about Anthony Bourdain's [1] eating his way [2] through Narnia [3].
[1] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_Bourdain
[2] http://archiveofourown.org/works/137185