(Over the noise of a vacuum cleaner) **BRRRZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ**
(Sounds continue for a few seconds, then over both the following is heard)
“Ow! XXXXXXXXXXXXX XXX of a XXXXX XXXXXXX that hurt! XXXX!”
(From inside the house) “Did you say something, dear?”
[No one was seriously hurt in the making of this post, but do read this followup [1]. —Editor]