While Asheville [1] may not have life-sized cow lawn ornaments [2], it is trying with a Bigfoot [3] lawn ornament.
[It would be even better if they had a lawn ornament of the Six Million Dollar Man fighting Sasquatch.] [4]
[1] http://www.ashevillenc.gov/
![[4] /boston/2014/11/04/bigfoot.jpg](/gemini.conman.org/boston/2014/11/04/bigfoot.jpg){kind=link}