Presented entirely without context (because I saw it entirely without context): a bear wearing a blonde wig.
[Do not ask why the bear is wearing a blonde wig. The bear does not need a reason to wear a blonde wig. Besides, would you just walk up to a bear wearing a blonde wig and ask? Perhaps if you were Chuck Norris. Or Squirrel Girl. Then again, Squirrel Girl could kick Chuck Norris' butt, so of course she would ask. But you are neither Chuck Norris nor Squirrel Girl (probablistically speaking—I seriously doubt Chuck Norris or Squirrel Girl read my blog).] [1]
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