“Look, there's an aligator in the lake.”
“I don't see it.”
“Over there.”
“Hmm … looks like a log to me.”
“I've never seen a log move like that before.”
“The wind is making it bob like that.”
“I'll bet you that's an alligator.”
“How about loser pays for dinner.”
“Oh is that another 'gator in the lake again? I swear we had one removed just last week.”
“Ha!”
“I was paying for dinner anyway.”
“I wonder what they eat?”
“The turtles.”
“But it can't eat through the shell.”
“Alligators pretty much swallow their food whole.”
“But what happens to the shell?”
“I guess it comes painfully out the other end. Oh,sorry. Waitress, could we get an extra napkin?”