From: HR (Human Resources) <XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX>
To: Sean Conner <XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX>
Subject: [HR Happy Fun Time Corner] Now Available to Input Individual 2013 Goals
Date: Mon, 1 Apr 2013 14:27:00 -0500
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All [Corporation] Employees,
We are pleased to announce that the [HR Happy Fun Time Corner] system is now available for you to enter your 2013 Goals. Please work with your manager to enter individual goals that are tied to the 2013 Corporate Goals. As a reminder, the 2013 Corporate Goals are listed below …
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